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# RALPH NADER NADER NADER
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:02, archived)
# ROSS PEROT, THE MAN IN THE KNOW WITH THE BIG BAGS OF DOUGH.
HIS EARS LOOK LIKE TINY LITTLE BREASTS.

PEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:05, archived)
# MY BAGS OF DOUGH LOOK LIKE LITTLE EARS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:07, archived)
# MY BOUNTIFUL BREASTS LOOK LIKE RALPH NADER.
And thus, the circle is complete.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:11, archived)
# yay
finally
the circle is complete the circle is complete!!!!! 
*runs to town screaming*
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:18, archived)
# In other news:
www.cancan-dansgroep.feest-info.nl/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:36, archived)
# Just what I was looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:36, archived)
# It certainly was.
PEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROTPEROT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:38, archived)
# *PEE WEE HERMAN LAUGH*
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:39, archived)
# In other other news:
www.uky.edu/PR/UK_News/10-24-05/oct_24_2005_tractor_rollovers.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:48, archived)
# FUNNIEST COMICS IN THE WORLD NUMBER ONE
"HELLO MY NAME IS ROSS PETROT"

"ROSS, MY NAME IS GEORGE, YOUR TIT EARS HAVE GIVEN ME AN ERECTION"

"WHAT? SORRY I DO NOT SWING THAT WAY. MY SWING IS BROKEN".

"MAY I PLEASE EAR-RAPE YOU"

"OKAY, YOU CAN BECAUSE YOU ASKED SO POLITELY".

L A T E R

8======D
"OH YES!" "UHHH" "MMM...OH GOD!" "YES YES YES!"

T H E E N D


(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 3:54, archived)
# Sextacular!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:00, archived)
# you, sir, are comedy god
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:04, archived)
# I'd say comedy Demigod
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:08, archived)
# I'DE SAY COMEDY, DIGIMON

DIGIGMON DIGITAL MONSTERS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:09, archived)
# bless you my child
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:18, archived)
# HAHAHHHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:24, archived)
#
I AM PROFESSOR CHIKE AND I AM HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT TRACTOR SAFETY, IN KENTUCKY.

PEROTPEROTPEROT I WOULD RATHER YOU DIDN'T AS MY TIME IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE.
PLEASE, I MUST. A TRACTOR HAS JUST BEEN OVERTURNED IN KENTUCKY.

DID YOU OVERTURN THE TRACTOR?

YES.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:09, archived)
# hahaah. I laughed out loud.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:41, archived)