Sorry...
Dear B3ta
I did something terrible. But, I can't say I regret it, you see, this guy had it coming. So I'm swimming along in the Great Barrier Reef, beautiful place, and all of a sudden this guy starts to swim behind me. At first I thought nothing of it, but then he started getting closer. Now, I've taken some self defense lessons so I know what to do if I get caught from behind, but my heart was still pounding. Just as I felt his hand on me I whirled around and STABBED HIM IN THE CHEST. I heard he died shortly afterwards. I can't say I'm sorry because he had it coming. Honestly, who the hell sneaks up on someone like that?
Edit *FIRST JACK SPARROW GITS EATEN BY A KRACKEN, NOW STEVE IRWIN GETS SHANKED BY A STINGRAY, WHO THE FUCK IS NEXT???*
SinisterMinister,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:43,
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A FUCKING TYPING STINGRAY!WE MUST CAPTURE IT FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS
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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:44,
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*offers to buy rights of his first three books*
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:48,
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*sells rights...
*Profit
(*Profit
Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:51,
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