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# Also *opens word*
Dear Fuckwits,

Thank-you for sending that helpful pair, Twunty and Cockstick (as I believe they were called) to aid us in the middle of the night when we got stuck on your faulty car park barrier.

(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:19, archived)
# Not how I expected to spend Sunday morning
And having people turn up and say "Oh, we don't do car parks" gives me the rage.

The night was made all the better by the fact you told the people on the intercom "It's all better now. The mechanic jacked us off."
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:25, archived)
# Well he did...
Suprisingly quickly too.
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:30, archived)
# Indeed
Five minutes. I was most dissapointed.
(, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:40, archived)