Also *opens word*Dear Fuckwits,
Thank-you for sending that helpful pair, Twunty and Cockstick (as I believe they were called) to aid us in the middle of the night when we got stuck on your faulty car park barrier.
(Thank-you for sending that helpful pair, Twunty and Cockstick (as I believe they were called) to aid us in the middle of the night when we got stuck on your faulty car park barrier.
The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:19,
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Not how I expected to spend Sunday morningAnd having people turn up and say "Oh, we don't do car parks" gives me the rage.
The night was made all the better by the fact you told the people on the intercom "It's all better now. The mechanic jacked us off."
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Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:25,
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The night was made all the better by the fact you told the people on the intercom "It's all better now. The mechanic jacked us off."
Well he did...Suprisingly quickly too.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 12:30,
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