Nobody
She fell over in the shower, and the whole thing was a dream in her drug-induced coma. Or something.
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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:45,
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I reckon it
was Paxman. For obvious reasons.
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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed.,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 13:47,
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