An alien
that squirts blood from it's tear-ducts!
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:41,
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Meh,
in my day the teacher would've taken his 12 inch stick to your tender young bottom and given you a right good seeing-to for such slackness.
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982,
Mon 4 Sep 2006, 15:47,
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