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[challenge entry] I don't want to change the world...

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(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:07, archived)
# oh my god!
it is on fucking explosive!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:08, archived)
# It's wrong!
Sort 'im out Discomeats!
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:10, archived)
# *grabs turpentine and an inflatable midget.*
*fills midget with turpentine by mistake*

*stabs with trumpet*

Shit, I'm no help at all!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:11, archived)
# Indeed. Just goes to show
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:12, archived)
# oh my god!
sir clive is a aliens!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:13, archived)
# You doubted?
The rubber keys were a dead giveaway.

How come every keyboard (except for the "Q") was wipe away cleanable, eh?)

Tentacles, my friend.

TENTACLES!
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:14, archived)
# OMG!!!3.141592653589793116AND A BIT
He will destroy us all!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:16, archived)
# You know it's a C5 yeah?
Was the C4 a pile of crap or something (in your head).
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:11, archived)
# c4= a type of explosive
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:12, archived)
# Yeah....well....I'm.....
er....pissled!
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:13, archived)
# I momentarily read that as
pissfed

which didn't imediately make sense.

then I read it again!

I wish I was pissled!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:14, archived)
# Come...
be pissled with me :)
it's better than life!
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:14, archived)
# yay
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:17, archived)
# I am easily piss-led
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:23, archived)
# The be...
pissled with me!
:)
you know you wanna
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:26, archived)
# just started
I have been at Alton Towers all day - just got back.

cheers!    *clinks glass*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:29, archived)
# Take me next time..
you cunt!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:31, archived)
# Gently, gently
weeping.
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:13, archived)
# softly, softly,
seeping
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:13, archived)
# I'll have you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:13, archived)
# Next time, Gadget.
Next time.
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:17, archived)
# Les be friends!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:17, archived)
# C4=boom!..yes...yay!
funny how times don't change.. Apple and Compaq recalling laptops for doing the same thing..pfft! =)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sun 10 Sep 2006, 0:20, archived)