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[challenge entry] Must. Make. One. Compo. Post. Per. Week.

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(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 0:25, archived)
# It's the plane, it's the plane!
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 0:28, archived)
# De PLane
De plane.

de tent in the artic circle?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 0:28, archived)
# *shhhhh*
The bears are only in Walt's head... and Jack's pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 0:29, archived)
# hmm.. typical convo, I am sure:
Mr Roarke:
"Tattoo, what is your fantasy?"

Tattoo:
"Working kidneys"
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# hahahahaha!
woo pic too!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 0:39, archived)
# "Tattoo, attend to our guests"
"mnnffllghffl"
"of course you may stop sucking, now go"
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 0:39, archived)
# pfftt...
What's small, dark and hairy and can be found between a womans legs?

Herve Villachez
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 0:51, archived)
# Well, we got into bed, and I must say I went right off her
Why's that?

She had a tattoo between her buttocks.

Didn't you try to rub it off?

Well yeah, but the little bastard bit me.
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 1:03, archived)
# I'm sure
this had plenty of mileage during the celebration commemoration marking of 9/11's 5th anniversary, but I forgot about it until now.

"Bawthe, bawthe" [Tattoo tugs on his Boss' arm]
"Not now, Tattoo"
"But bawthe, the p-" [tugging again, Tattoo points out of the office window]
"NOT NOW, Tattoo"
"But bawthe" [tugs yet again]
"Oh for FUCK's sake, what is it?"
"The pla-" BOOOOMMMMM!

Alas, no suitable source pics!
(I helped save b3ta! eXOBeX, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 1:32, archived)
# Wave to the planes, Tattoo
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 13 Sep 2006, 1:53, archived)