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# I AM TWENTY CATS.

George Costanza exited the shower and his erection was firm, Elaine walked into the bathroom and much to her suprise she saw George's huge phallis. She smiled and said 'I can clearly see, you were not in a pool'.
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(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 6:18, archived)
# LETS HAVE SEX IN MY VAN
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 6:22, archived)
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(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 6:28, archived)
# egg salad
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 8:21, archived)
# If the van's rockin'
ANTISHEEN
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 6:41, archived)
# ....Lee Meeriwether was gently strocking Anti-Sheen's soft blue skin...
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 6:43, archived)
# Oh yeah
antisheen fan-fict pr0n. It was only a matter of time.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 6:46, archived)
#
Anti-Sheen's huge inverse cock was anything but inverse size, Lee started to unzip his pants, but then George Costanza walked in on them and said "GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET" and Lee tried to explain, it was because her and George never had sex and so george said "You wanna have sex with me? Right now? Lets go, baby!" and then Anti-Sheen offered to join the two and george costanza called him an as and pushed him out the window.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 7:01, archived)
# This is the best fan fiction I have read today.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 7:49, archived)
# One day at my last job I found out that the lady sitting next to me used to write Xena fan-porn stories in her lunch break.
I didn't talk to her much.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 8:13, archived)
# hhaahaha.
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 8:42, archived)
# Growthage?
(, Sat 16 Sep 2006, 9:26, archived)