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# yo moma so fat
I don't think I'll ever get over her. Looks like I'll have to get up and go round.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)
# YOUR MOMMA
is so fat,when i swerved to avoid her
i ran out of petrol
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:15, archived)
# YOUR MOMMA
is so fat, she wore an X-Men t-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)
# your momma is so fat
when she bends over:

TOTAL ECLIPSE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Yo momma so fat...
...she became a victim of a cardial infarction, or heart attack if you will, and died just moments ago.

We did everything we could. I'm really very sorry.

I'll give some time alone with you're family. You know where to find me.
(WonkoTheSane, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)
# haha!
^winner^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 17:23, archived)