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[challenge entry] Top Trumps Deities


The game does drag on a bit...

From the Kids Toys For Grown-Ups challenge. See all 347 entries (closed)

(salvadorevincent, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Jesus isn't THAT godly.
He certainly isn't as godly as god.

But please accept this woo and this yay.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 10:56, archived)
# looks like a bit of a girl too.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)
# girls have beards now?!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)
# my mum does



*edit* haven't quite mastered the art of cussing yo mama
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)
# your momma's got wooden legs and real feet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)
# your momma's got a glass eye with a fish in it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)
# we both need evening classes in mama cussing
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)
# your momma is so fat
when she jumps in the air
she gets stuck
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:09, archived)
# yo moma so fat
I burned my ass on the lightbulb when I humped her last night
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:10, archived)
# your mommas so fat
if you cut her
she bleeds ketchup
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)
# yo moma so fat
I don't think I'll ever get over her. Looks like I'll have to get up and go round.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)
# YOUR MOMMA
is so fat,when i swerved to avoid her
i ran out of petrol
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:15, archived)
# YOUR MOMMA
is so fat, she wore an X-Men t-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)
# your momma is so fat
when she bends over:

TOTAL ECLIPSE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Yo momma so fat...
...she became a victim of a cardial infarction, or heart attack if you will, and died just moments ago.

We did everything we could. I'm really very sorry.

I'll give some time alone with you're family. You know where to find me.
(WonkoTheSane, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)
# haha!
^winner^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Hey are you knocking my Holy one?
*start's war*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)
# *burns stuff*
THE RAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)
# I am offended by your RAGE
*burns stuff*
THE RAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Yes he is
if you're Catholic; he's part of the holy trinity you see. God is the Father, Son and Spirit. Jesus was God on Earth.
The Spirit doesn't get much publicity these days. In fact, I really have no idea what the Spirit part of God is supposed to do.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)
# get you pissed, presumably
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:06, archived)
# he's the one that touches your bottom
that's what Father O' Flaherty told me
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:07, archived)
# Hold on...
*consults secret document*

Ahem. The Catholic church does not fiddle the choirboys, but in some circumstances we need to massage their winkies as they often get cramp of the groin after a particularly big sing. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:10, archived)
# where does it say
they can rape me in the face?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)
# Luke 6:38

(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:14, archived)
# I just googled that and it came up with
"Give, and it will be given to you. A good measure, pressed down, shaken together and running over, will be poured into your lap. For with the measure you use, it will be measured to you."

which is pretty filthy
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:25, archived)
# ha!
www.b3ta.com/board/6388857
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:28, archived)
# Kings 2:23
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:31, archived)
# Luke 6:38
Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again.
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:28, archived)
# ...shall men give into your bosom...
(Idid, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 15:51, archived)
# I'd say god is still slightly more godly...
simply because he is actually called god.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)
# Its all in the name. y'see?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:29, archived)
# Cafe Nero Product / Screen Interface Scenario
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
8/10 for hummus

3/10 for theological knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 10:56, archived)
# drags on til you get to Allah
coz he's shit





*runs and hides*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 10:57, archived)
# Is that the smell
of burning embassy I detect?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 10:57, archived)
# no- Rothmans mate
has anyone seen my coat?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 10:58, archived)
# we burnt that
first - be off with you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 10:58, archived)
# a fat
wah?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)
# Shirley
not?

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:10, archived)
# lol
that's good that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 10:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)
# errr, trade you a Moses one...
here
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)
# class
and i LOVED monkeons moses pic
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:06, archived)
# ohhh, never saw that
*looks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:08, archived)
# i believe it was FPed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:10, archived)
# waaaaa, I cannae remember it
*glassco's*

EDIT found it here, awesome stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)
# that's not the one i was thinking about
but it is also ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:17, archived)
# Woo
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 10:57, archived)
# brilliant username there matey
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 10:59, archived)
#
Why thankyou very much!
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)
# haha
woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 10:57, archived)
# hahaha!
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Good lord new person!
*clicks* and woos are on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)
# buddah is not a god!
and neither is JEsus,

otherwise.. COOL!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)
#
ashally, Jesus is . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)
# *checks Sacred Diary of Adrian Plass for explanation*
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:06, archived)
# I got 1/2 a GCSE in RE - A* !!
/knows nothing
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Half a GCSE?
You can subdivide them?

Strewth
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:22, archived)
# naaah
but there was a full course and a short course
i did the short course
it was a full GCSE
but it was known as the "half RE"
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:24, archived)
# And you still got A*
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:52, archived)
# We always called it RS
So the half GCSE was always known as half RS-ed.


It wasn't that funny then, but we were 14. Anything to piss off the RS teacher
(Mumm-ra, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# if Jesus is the son of God, doesn't that make him a God by association?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)
# at least
Fanclub member #000001
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)
# demi-god
/not a clue
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)
# Yes
www.b3ta.com/board/6388760
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH
fantastic

Top Noob action! FP this hard and fast

Send it in to the Heaven and Earth show
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)
# hehehehe great stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)
# I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)
# ".....when I'm cracking one off over him"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)
# I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey

/overdoing the Ricky Bobby quotes blog
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:07, archived)
# I love the smell
of embassy in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! BigFreak thinks that words are fun, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:08, archived)
# you wouldn't get a C of E fatwah
the most they'd do is tut quietly after you've bought jam from them at the summer fete
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:10, archived)
# happy birthday!
i DID have cayke... but it was damaged so much in transit that i had to eat it to stop it getting even more damaged, ashally.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)
# Hurrah!
I don't need cake, it would got my hips. I need TEQUILA
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:08, archived)
# have a dignified bean instead.
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it's okay. it's a crack pipe...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Cor!
He's most dignified indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)
# Hurrah for religious fact cards.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)
# i remeber this conversation from yesterday :)
woo to vis-ual-ising it.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:12, archived)
# hahhahaa
top non-noob-ness!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:06, archived)
# Woo of the highest order..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:11, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Great first post!

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:44, archived)
# To be fair
the game wouldn't drag on at all; if played cards are equal then they are dropped into the middle to be picked up by the next winning hand. This game would end quickly with all cards in the middle :)

Nice pic tho :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Father_Ted Drink!, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 11:46, archived)
# hope you don't mind...
... I posted this in another place it will be appreciated: the forum on RichardDawkins.net

(I helped save b3ta! bnt what, me worry?, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Well
done
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:03, archived)
# I see you are playing it safe
by not having an image of Allah
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# this^
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 17:03, archived)
# I'm just playing
the hand I was dealt...
(salvadorevincent, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 17:22, archived)
# To complete the set...
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quick and dirty like my mum....

(silkysean pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 1:36, archived)
# I can smell burning
I think it's your embassy
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 4 Oct 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Yay, but where's the Mohammed?
(jmaxi returned again on, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Well done!
Best to stop now - your average on front page to postings will never be this good again (probably).
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 18:52, archived)
# Excellent!
I still have most of the two Horror sets this is based on.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 19:05, archived)
# That like, means something.
Or something.

Have the most of all woos!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 3 Oct 2006, 19:46, archived)
# hahaha
funniest thing i've seen on b3ta for a good few months
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 3 Oct 2006, 21:44, archived)
# that is a shitting work
of absolute GENIUS

but I'm still going to burn an embassy :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Oct 2006, 18:41, archived)