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# No,
by my mate, who has rugged good looks but knows right from wrong, as his slightly good looking liberal mum taught him, in a heart rending scene earlier on in the film
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Don't you have sex
with his mum?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)
# No, but I fantasise about it for the whole film
(at the end I eventually meet some fit bird who makes me forget all about those unnatural, but more importantly Unamerican urges)

(edit: and I have a mullet, a REALLY bad one)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)
# she probably
plays the flute, too. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)
# That's right,
she's a keen musician, what of it? ;-o
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)