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# trying to take out a contact lens
with a Jeremy Beadle hand
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:17, archived)
# Wanking
an invisible horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:20, archived)
# waking an indivisible
horse. Bit surreal.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:21, archived)
# All horses are divisible
some just require a blow-torch... :o)
(allergic to curry, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:23, archived)
# Of course
that was the surreal part. A blow torch - the smell of burning horse hair is hardly pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Oh, yes
it is. Burning hair. Mmmmmmm. The smell of burning hair/horse might well make my mouth water.

/I am evil and should be banned
(allergic to curry, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:38, archived)
# 1940's Guiea pig
plastic surgery victim
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:21, archived)