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[challenge entry] In the future of hats there will be a hat shortage...

people will have to make do with whatever they can find.

From the Hats of the future challenge. See all 223 entries (closed)

(1, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:09, archived)
# awww
he's crying.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:15, archived)
# punching
himself
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:15, archived)
# trying to take out a contact lens
with a Jeremy Beadle hand
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:17, archived)
# Wanking
an invisible horse.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:20, archived)
# waking an indivisible
horse. Bit surreal.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:21, archived)
# All horses are divisible
some just require a blow-torch... :o)
(allergic to curry, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:23, archived)
# Of course
that was the surreal part. A blow torch - the smell of burning horse hair is hardly pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Oh, yes
it is. Burning hair. Mmmmmmm. The smell of burning hair/horse might well make my mouth water.

/I am evil and should be banned
(allergic to curry, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:38, archived)
# 1940's Guiea pig
plastic surgery victim
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:21, archived)
# he is trying to be a
elephant
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:27, archived)
# Hmmm. I've just realised I can't be arsed trawling through the day's spazz
Is there any chance of splitting the board into pics and general waffle? Perhaps something that'll just take the board and only display posts with pics and links?

or could people just stop blathering :)
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:28, archived)
# it wouldn't be b3ta though, would it?
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:29, archived)
# well the number of posts is constantly increasing
and it's becoming more and more difficult to keep up. Something's got to give or we'll end up with endless reposts/glass cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)
# Blather like this?
Electric Queen Mum
My rudimentary knowledge of physics tells if you sandwich two dissimilar metals and an electrolyte you make a battery.

Now, Queen Mam, gawd rest her soul, will be buried in a lead lined coffin (like all royals who aren't toasted). Coupled with titanium of her hip replacements and the general oozing that bodies tend to do we may well have inadvertantly created a 5 foot wet cell battery.

I think we should harness this energy. Whilst it's not likely to be huge in quantity, I think we could at least rig up one of those blinking red lights like on the Pulse CD box set. That way her "beauty"/"winning smile"/"whatever crap the BBC are claiming she was today" can shine on for that little longer.
(Tue 2 Apr 9:55, More)


(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:32, archived)
# eh-heu
Mr Arsey.
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Stones
greenhouses blah blah. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:37, archived)
# if it front paged, it probably wasn't blather
and the magic donkey knows all.
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:38, archived)
# Are you stomping up and down
shouting fiddlesticks.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 9 Jan 2003, 18:44, archived)