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[challenge entry] I'm sure he'd love it

From the Celebrity Death challenge. See all 345 entries (closed)

(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 18:59, archived)
# A Priest and a Rabbi are talking.
The priest says, "You Jews, not only did you kill Jesus, you don't even believe in him. You're nowhere near as good as us Catholics."
The rabbi, in a classic rabbinical fashion, responds with a question,
'You're a priest; can you be promoted?'
"Well, I might someday become a cardinal."
'A cardinal, and then what, does it stop there?'
"Well, if we go really far I could someday become Pope!"
'Only a Pope, eh? Does it stop there?'
"Well what more do you expect, Jesus Christ himself?"
'Aha! But remember; one of our boys made it!'
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] hehehe
and I have a pearoast for the compo
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 19:17, archived)
# Awww!
All it wants is a hug.
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 19:21, archived)
# that would be Steve "The Ray" Irwin*

Ray "The Sting" Mears goes for the food not the love!

*I'm giving away a compo winner here!
(, Thu 19 Oct 2006, 19:31, archived)