You do know that you're not *really* a pirate don't you?I overheard a conversation the other day. A stupid woman said 'Of course modern pirates are much more dangerous than they pirates from the old days.'
Yeah, those cheeky pirates of 200 years ago with their joke swords and jolly fun.
wheelybird mreee!,
Mon 23 Oct 2006, 16:17,
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but apparently when i download mp3s and moviesI am funding terrorism!
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Mon 23 Oct 2006, 16:19,
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I love the 'advert' for thatwhere a girl is downloading a movie from that there interwebs, and the entire screen is a progress bar entitled 'Illegal fillum download to fund drugs'.
The progress bar is sweeping across at quite a rate before her conscience gets the better of her and she hits the massive 'ABORT!' button.
Now, if I could download fillums at *that* speed, I'd illegally download every fillum ever made, just for the thrill of the download speed.
(The progress bar is sweeping across at quite a rate before her conscience gets the better of her and she hits the massive 'ABORT!' button.
Now, if I could download fillums at *that* speed, I'd illegally download every fillum ever made, just for the thrill of the download speed.
wheelybird mreee!,
Mon 23 Oct 2006, 16:24,
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I am really a pirateI had to wear an eyepatch for a month when I got assaulted.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 23 Oct 2006, 16:39,
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