William Shatner circa 1994Bound and gagged in the back of a Ford Transit, having his reluctant, bloody anus pumped full of a brutal concoction of sand, white phosphorous and manatee semen by means of a high-pressure police riot hose
whilst loud celebrity duo Ant and Dec simultaneously skullfuck his hollowed-out eye sockets with their throbbing squash-shaped phalluses
before the whole horrifying scenario is abruptly terminated by an impending avalanche of screaming, soup-drenched Linda Barkers.
Ed: too much?
(whilst loud celebrity duo Ant and Dec simultaneously skullfuck his hollowed-out eye sockets with their throbbing squash-shaped phalluses
before the whole horrifying scenario is abruptly terminated by an impending avalanche of screaming, soup-drenched Linda Barkers.
Ed: too much?
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Tue 24 Oct 2006, 14:21,
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