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# The index finger on my right hand
has to be in constant contact with ham, or else I asplode. 158% of the fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)
# I put it to you, Mr The Wondercat, that that is a false allegation.
*turns to judge* I therefore recommend, your honour, a minimum sentence of 25 years, with the minimum time served being 15 years.

*sits down and adjusts wig*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)
# But... but...
They'll eat me alive in there!!!
I'm not built for prison, I have a mild aversion to bum-rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# Barristers can't suggest sentences.
That's what the judge is for.

Silly boy.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# GIRL. SILLY GIRL.
And judges can also fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Are you sure you're a girl?
You can never be sure these days.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 16:57, archived)
# I've got an innie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Oct 2006, 17:02, archived)