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# I just found out that technicly, we're all artist.
And it is funny to me.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 8:37, archived)
# ART IS NOT FUNNY. ART IS LIFE, MOTHERFUCKER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 8:38, archived)
# I've been telling people I'm an artist for a long time now.
and then I would draw a cartoon man on a napkin and tell them that its art. Its my hobby.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 8:41, archived)
# There's a homeless guy near where I live that tries to sell you poems in much the same way.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 8:42, archived)
# when my best mate got out of prison we went to the pub to get pissed
we were playing pool, then i went to the loo.
when i came back, my mate was drawing cocks on the wall of the pub with the chalk from the pool table.
the landlord came over and said "what the fuck are you doing?"
my mate said "I'm an artist!"
landlord said "Yeah! a pissartist now get the fuck out of my pub"
and that was the end of our art adventures
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 8:43, archived)
# I once got thrown out of a pub for shouting SNOOKER too loud.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 8:48, archived)
# hahaha
maybe it would be a good question of the week

my mates and I were once thrown off a train (when we were about 13) for shouting streetfighter 2 words too loud
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 8:50, archived)
# I got thrown out of a cafe once because I blacked out and apparently headbutted the owner before collapsing.
Actually, this would be a great QOTW. Please put it on that question thing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 8:53, archived)
# done
edit: i can;t click i like this because i posted it, so it needs clicking by others
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 9:00, archived)
# I have clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 9:08, archived)
# you mean a question of the week like this?
www.b3ta.com/questions/barred/
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 9:26, archived)
# NO, NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 9:35, archived)
# as i said up there
arses :¬(
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 9:36, archived)
# You ARE an artist, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 8:45, archived)