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# this is a bit like a story
a short story

Edit: but an eventful one


I can't vote for a specific one - why not enter them all in replies?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:03, archived)
# please tell it to me?
*tucks self in*
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:04, archived)
# Someone sets fire to a stag
while a local turtle swims around in a pint of beer and win's first prize in the pegnguin's coffee-time challenge. The end
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:06, archived)
# fucking spoiler alert that post, you hamhead!
jeez....

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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:09, archived)
# And they all lived happily ever after
Appart from the stag, who was cursed with the name bambi
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:11, archived)
# the cervine family was notorious for its unimaginative naming schemes.
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(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:14, archived)
# Ummmm kiinda bailed at the end
There once was a hippo called .
Whose nearest and est was deaf.

Though life was a hurdle, his wife was a .
Whose diet was a of best.
She would swim in the ,

he fell in love with a esse,
who was the image of style and finesse,
he did wish his wife would fu

EDIT: OH CRAP - it is tea....
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:10, archived)
# you were doing so well!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:11, archived)
# I may edit it in a min
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:12, archived)
# Ha ha!
Should the 2nd go something like..

There was this penguin called fluffy
Who who hated to swim in the sea
She would swim in the cup
And when out of luck
Would finish the job with some tea

edit: not that it makes any more sense
edit2: i thought it was coffee too
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:19, archived)
# With no words
or discernable plot
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:04, archived)
# there you go.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:07, archived)