my cat tried to assassinate me yesterday
I have a huge knee bruise and a torn ligament in my shoulder because you decided to practise your leg-weaving skills on me, even though I had already fucking fed you.
It was you Jones. I saw you. If you are reading this you are a fucking evil moggy and you will pay. It's not like I was even pissed.
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It was you Jones. I saw you. If you are reading this you are a fucking evil moggy and you will pay. It's not like I was even pissed.