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# transparent network substrate?
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:36, archived)
# just now i was disappointed very badly.
i could feel a fart and a sneeze coming at the same time.
i loosened my rectum, reared my head, and prepared to sneeze-fart. i sneezed, but unfortunately, the fart came a second late.
-places 12 gauge barrel in mouth-
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:37, archived)
# are you going for a suicide poop ?
I had cereal while having a hot shower once.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:40, archived)
# actually i'm going for a bagel.
then a party.
(, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 21:49, archived)