'Can you do me a favour?''Of course'
'I need you to fight a dragon using only a cocktail stick'
('I need you to fight a dragon using only a cocktail stick'
Milkman Dan,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:29,
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i once had a girl i really fancied, ask me a favourwhich basically amounted to 'please let me put my name next to yours on that bit of university coursework you've just spent ages on, as i haven't done mine'
it didn't happen
(it didn't happen
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:31,
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