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# Stupid birds...
...easily distracted, but with remarkable recuperative powers.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:23, archived)
# hahahahaha
Fecking marvelous.

That just about summs up my Sunday
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Like a pheasant from the flames.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Hahaha, woo.
I love the regeneration of the head.
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)
# That's a Yorkshire pheasant, that is.
Stood on his rock going 'TAKE THE BLEEDIN PHOTO, AH'VE GOT WANDRIN TO BE GETTIN ON Wi', YE DAFT BASTARD'

That's what they sound like, it's true.

(can a b3tan do me an uploady favour?)

and hello to all!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)
# What sort of favour, Cap'n?
Does it involve "intimate massage"?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Na, me texting a photo so someone
who could possibly give it to the internets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# imageshack
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Who-ey what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# CYI
(myspace)
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# :-(
Nobody's making any sense. You can text photos to myspace?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# oh i see
you can't get your photo off your phone ont oa computer first?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# No lead. Plus I've got no internets at home.
:-( I am a bear of very little web goodery.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# bugger
i can't help, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Have you seen Cw about?
She might trust me enough to give me her number...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Nono...
..."Check Your (myspace) Inbox"... tchoh, wimmins.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Pffft, I know nothing of these anacronyms or whatever they're called.
Acronyms? Anacronyms? Moomins?

Oh, I know what you mean. The invitayshun? I'm thinking of something to say back. Where's Coventry?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Keep up!
Come along, Toby!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:40, archived)
# :-(
What?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:44, archived)
# what's the favour?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# *gently places an index finger on micto's chin and points his head up a bit*
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)
# *stares at nipples*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# That's what they're there for.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:34, archived)
# ning!
I'm always suspicious of people who ask for favours without letting on exactly what they are in advance...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# But I'm a girl
I'm not suspicious. And if I am it's in the 'kinky spy' sort of way.

you know, small gun in the garter....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# 'Can you do me a favour?'
'Of course'
'I need you to fight a dragon using only a cocktail stick'
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:29, archived)
# i once had a girl i really fancied, ask me a favour
which basically amounted to 'please let me put my name next to yours on that bit of university coursework you've just spent ages on, as i haven't done mine'

it didn't happen
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# I've got your uploady favour
right fookin' ere!

what do you need?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# I need to text a photo to someone and getthem to upload it
As I don't have a leady type thing or the internets at home yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:33, archived)
# that's great
and I want that glove puppet
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)
# I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasant pluckers son
I'm only plucking pheasants
'Till the pheasant plucker comes

(repeat quickly/inebriated/fingers pulling mouth corners out)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:25, archived)
# Come to my estate and let's shoot some pheasants...
Brilliant! Woo, yay and hoopla.
(A! The Crunchy Tube, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Super!
*polishes Purdeys*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Don't, I'll
get Jeeves to do it.

God I want a butler.
(A! The Crunchy Tube, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:30, archived)
# Good butlers are hard to find.
A naughty one is harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Zees eez funny
and now i'm off to do some work
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Oct 2006, 14:28, archived)