I THINK what you mean is
Hallo new people, please all donate to our fund before your combined might kills our server to DEATH!
Thanks nicely
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Dekazer,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:15,
archived)
Or...
"If you found this story amusing, please go here"
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useful_idiot,
Mon 30 Oct 2006, 17:27,
archived)