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# why not?
pirates are ace
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)
# comedy ones are
but to be honest, real pirates are absolute cockstains... I did a whole project on them for my degree (marine geography) and they really are not at all nice!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)
# :-(
*storms away, passing a rubbish bin...throws something that looks like a ring box in it...storms off some more*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Oh noes!
Is Chorizo no more the Official Wench?

/b3ta soap watching blog
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Real ones tend to do things like hack people's legs off
So they can't escape or fight back.
Real ones have also held up a friend of mine sailing off the coast of Indonesia, killing most of the crew with uzi's. They are lucky to be alive.

As I said. Like fun pirates not real ones.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# well, yes
but it's the romanticised 'one eyed-willy'/'dread pirate roberts' style pirate which is the one we celebrate
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# dunno...just don't appeal.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)