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# Twick or Tweeeeet!

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:10, archived)
# i like the nurse
(Nothingtoseehere, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Yay!
You drew mine!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:11, archived)
# hehehe
he did us both..... at once....*phwoar*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
# COR!
*collects in jar and sells to small children*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# *Tells Jamie Oliver*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:17, archived)
# how many calories in that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)
# But but but....
its full of protein so its health enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Bleurgh, though.
I only swallow on birthdays and when suprised. And even then I make a fuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)
# it's easier than the alternative isn't it?
having to scrabble out of bed to find somewhere to spit it

unless mr wow likes a snowball, of course...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)
# He doesn't get it in my mouth anyway.
I don't care where he puts it, the rest of me is free game, but I need a tap on the back of the head or I'm in a foul mood FOREVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# It makes me vomit- I can't help it.
If you like vomit I'll swallow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)
#
hai2u.com

don't look
just... don't
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:33, archived)
# then you should be a good girl and swallow the vomit too.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:38, archived)
# mmm
biohazard pr0n...

lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# It's my birthday today
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Am I marrying you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# don't you even know?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:35, archived)
# just think of it as breakfast
or lunch, dinner, supper etc
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# You're a sick sick woman
b3ta.com/board/6481828
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)
# hehe I make it look good
*smooches*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Day of the tentacle...bwahahaha I love pip!!

most woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)
# this
cracking dott costume
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)
# I completed this
but not Sam n' Max, but I think I prefer S&M
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Don't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:49, archived)
# TENTACLE!
Woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Haha! Kat's dressed as Sausagetruck =)

*looks closely* But where are the spider and the scorpion?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:12, archived)
# I do NOT dress like that :P
much
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Ah! Hello...
*gets in headlock*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
*gives almighty wedgie*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# *wriggles free of easy-tear pants*
*runs off*

*wipes eyes*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)
# HAHA
I can see your weeeeeeeeeeeiner!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Class
Dude looks like Kevin from 'Kevin and Perry go large'
I haaattteee yoooouuu - soo unfair etc etc
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
# that game was* really great.
woo!



*and still is
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
# *sniff* don't used past tense!
It's not dead! *cry*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)
# it's not,
i can do it in record time these days
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# I NEED to play that again
just finished monkey island again... ARG RETRO GAME FEVER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:16, archived)
# I know i'll get a slating for this, but I never really enjoyed the Monkey island series as much as the others
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)
# i've never played monkey island
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)
# I'm sure it's brilliant if you are into the whole Pirate thing. Which i'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)
# why not?
pirates are ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:20, archived)
# comedy ones are
but to be honest, real pirates are absolute cockstains... I did a whole project on them for my degree (marine geography) and they really are not at all nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)
# :-(
*storms away, passing a rubbish bin...throws something that looks like a ring box in it...storms off some more*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# Oh noes!
Is Chorizo no more the Official Wench?

/b3ta soap watching blog
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Real ones tend to do things like hack people's legs off
So they can't escape or fight back.
Real ones have also held up a friend of mine sailing off the coast of Indonesia, killing most of the crew with uzi's. They are lucky to be alive.

As I said. Like fun pirates not real ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# well, yes
but it's the romanticised 'one eyed-willy'/'dread pirate roberts' style pirate which is the one we celebrate
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# dunno...just don't appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# I think pirates are shit
and don't understand the obsession

But the Monkey Island games are fucking ace, as is Grim Fandango

I've never had the pleasure of any of the other lucasarts games though - sam and max etc.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Fairy snuff
I've never seen the alien films...

THERE! we can get slated together :D
edit: I don't drink tea either, or coffee :P
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)
# You're not missing much.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Alien was great, Aliens was good, Alien 3 was garbage. There - you don't even need to watch them now!
I've not seen any of the Matrix films
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)
# HAHAHA
This is like some sort of confession for geeks!

drink three bloody mary's !
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)
# why so? Surely not having seen any of the matrix films would LESSEN a gook meter
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:26, archived)
# gook?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:30, archived)
# Racist!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# YOU HEARD ME!
/can't be bothered to edit
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Me neither
or star wars, and neither have I any intention of seeing them
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:24, archived)
# you don't deserve to be on the internet
;0
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:31, archived)
# I saw a bit of star wars
and thought it looked shite, so I never watched any more. Doesn't appeal to me at all. And don't even get me started on fucking Star Trek
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:34, archived)
# hahahaha *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:37, archived)
# I only really like to play through games like that once
Then they lose their appeal a bit as there is nothing else you can really do.

Although I did used to love playing through Zak McKracken and the Alien mindbenders quite a few times. And Sam & Max.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:16, archived)
# sam and max is great
it's worth revisiting them every once in a while
as you'll have forgotten some details and have to re-remember them
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Nah.
Monkey Island 2 is still fantastic.
Played through it again a month or so back.
All my coworkers were gathered around my screen, watching.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6481775
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)
# I see you again and I will burn you and empty my bladder upon you ashes.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)
# emply?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)
# Blind......fury......affecting.......speeling........
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)
# "Blonde furry affection peelings"?
*googles*

*spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:32, archived)
# ooooh you promise? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Was 2 the one where you could do an easy or difficult mode?
I need to get hold of these again
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:29, archived)
# edited
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Luvverly..
I'd take all the Razors out my Apples before I Handed 'em Over for this Bunch
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Who are Art and Kat dressed as?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/6481716
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# arf, surely not
Kat looks like she is dressed very geekily but, going by most of JJ's pics, Chorizo usually walks around in the nud.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:18, archived)
# ?!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)
# :D
I remember the tentacles

EDIT: Ok, maybe I was exaggerating, but half-nud at least (and I haven't even seen the special files)
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)
# OK....that's one.....and the others are?

Edit: HAH HAH HAH! I don't draw real people in any kind of 'Special File' situation! That'd be creepy beyond words :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeee??
But I'm not naked today its tuesday... today is my fully clothed day.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)
# *stops by on Wednesday*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:25, archived)
# I do?
*looks down to check*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:21, archived)
# Hoagie and Bernard
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Oh I see, they're all DOTT
characters, been a while since I played that game
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:19, archived)
# haha
tentacle! the memories!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha! what are they all dressed in?
and why is art dressed as an emo?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:14, archived)
# DOTT rocks
one of my favorite adventure games

top drawage
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Ha Pips dressed up like Purple out of
DOTT, (day of the tenticle)
I wish that would work on XP.
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:23, archived)
# I've had it running on XP
you might need to use SCUMM VM to make it work
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 16:28, archived)