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# I'm really starting to fucking hate that sound.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:34, archived)
# It's my alarm call every morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:36, archived)
# Multiply that by 128 and you're in my world.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:37, archived)
# YOUR LIFE IS SO HARD.
LIE DOWN AND TAKE A REST.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:43, archived)
# FUCK THAT SHIT.
DO SOME MOTHERFUCKIN PUSHUPS.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:43, archived)
# GIVE ME TEN BUCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:46, archived)
# My gums hurt.
Good thing I have a dentist appointment tommarow.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:47, archived)
# That's interesting. I am also considering a visit to the dentist as I have a bad toothache.
It will be my first visit in almost 10 years. DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:48, archived)
# BRUSH YOUR TEETH, BRUSH YOUR TEEHT, BRUSH YO' GODDAMN TEETH

www.myspace.com/knotarapper listen to "read a book".
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:50, archived)
# I do, that's why I haven't seen the dentist in so long. I also use listerine.
IT MAKES ME FEEL SO FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:52, archived)
# And now my gums are starting to bleed.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:57, archived)
# YOU CAN FIX THAT WITH LISTERINE.
Sweet, fresh listerine. Drink it in the summertime.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:58, archived)
# Choose an attractive dentist
 
and be sure he or she molests you.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:51, archived)
# I'll be demanding triple doses of nitrous oxide, obviously.
I'm not sure I want to be molested in that state - I'd rather be awake for it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:53, archived)
# READ A BOOK
did you see that epsidode of Seinfeld where Jerry is worried that his dentist may have molested him?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:54, archived)
# I think I missed that one, but I remember a really awesome horror movie called 'the dentist' that had a fair bit of dental molestation.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:57, archived)
# did you see the one where everyone starts calling Jerry and "anti-dentite"
I'm going to keep thinking about that all day most likley.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:58, archived)
# "YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKING ANTI DENTITE!
FUCK FUCK FUCK" - Cosmo Kramer
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:01, archived)
# "YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE, I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL YOU SPUPID FAGGOT, ANTI-DENTITE PEICE OF SHIT"
-George Costanza.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:07, archived)
# "YEAH, I NEED THREE DICKS IN MY ASS RIGHT NOW"
- Elaine Bennis
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:10, archived)
# This is the gag-reel that should've been.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:12, archived)
# "WHERE THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK IS MY MOTHER FUCKING FUCKING DOUGHTNUT? FUCK."
-Newman Newman.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:19, archived)
# "WHEN WE'VE STOPPED FILMING, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU AND LEAVE YOUR BODY ON YOUR PARENTS DOORSTEP. YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A HOOKER ANYWAY"
-Jerry Seinfeld, to one of his "dates".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:22, archived)
# Now this is the Seinfeld I remember.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:36, archived)
# hahhahaaha. This mad eme laugh too hard.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:17, archived)
# the dentists
should be told to, it should be in the training!!
(chessboardhearts "I don't touch the bodies.", Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:58, archived)
# Everyone should be told to molest Jerry Seinfeld. It's how he'd want it, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:00, archived)
# Welceome to B3ta,
I'm glad your first post ever couldbe about telling dentists to molest patients. I hope you've read the FAQ, it kind of pisses people off around her eif you dont know how to use it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:04, archived)
# BY READING YOUR WORDS I HAVE DECIDED THAT IT IS IN FACT YOU THAT NEEDS TO READ THE FAQ OH WHY OH WHY OWHY HAVE YOU POSTED THIS I HATE YOU SO MUCH.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:07, archived)