GOODNIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER. TRY NOT TO FLIP ANY TRACTORS ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARKING LOT.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:09,
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THANKYOU. "IF I CAN STOP THE FLIPPING OF ONE TRACTOR IN A DAY, IT IS A GOOD DAY"
- Professor Chike
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:15,
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My Dad bought a new tractor and then the guy who sold it too him was warning him about it tipping over
and I started giggling, and they asked why and I could tell them why.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:18,
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I wish B3ta didn't ruin my life.
I also wish my watching too much TV at an earlyage didn't give me a social anxiety.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:20,
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You just need to learn how to take advantage of your nervous energy.
RIDE THE ROLLERCOASTER, MOTHERFUCKER. LOOK AT ME I AM A SUCCESSFULXALLCENTREMANAGER.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:24,
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I do, I like to talk really slow and use whole words in sentances and then I confuse peopel when I say it and I tell them things.
but when I'm in the city I don't, as much because years of movie watching has ruined any interaction in the "City" for me because I always end up thinking a criminal is gooing to shoot me between the eyes, take my wallet and throw my corpse in a dumpster.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:40,
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I'm already finished.
Do you want me to take it out and put it back in again?
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:37,
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That's interesting. I am also considering a visit to the dentist as I have a bad toothache.
It will be my first visit in almost 10 years. DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE?
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:48,
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BRUSH YOUR TEETH, BRUSH YOUR TEEHT, BRUSH YO' GODDAMN TEETH
www.myspace.com/knotarapper listen to "read a book".
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:50,
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www.myspace.com/knotarapper listen to "read a book".
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I do, that's why I haven't seen the dentist in so long. I also use listerine.
IT MAKES ME FEEL SO FRESH
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:52,
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YOU CAN FIX THAT WITH LISTERINE.
Sweet, fresh listerine. Drink it in the summertime.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:58,
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I'll be demanding triple doses of nitrous oxide, obviously.
I'm not sure I want to be molested in that state - I'd rather be awake for it.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:53,
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READ A BOOK
did you see that epsidode of Seinfeld where Jerry is worried that his dentist may have molested him?
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:54,
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I think I missed that one, but I remember a really awesome horror movie called 'the dentist' that had a fair bit of dental molestation.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:57,
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did you see the one where everyone starts calling Jerry and "anti-dentite"
I'm going to keep thinking about that all day most likley.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:58,
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"YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKING ANTI DENTITE!
FUCK FUCK FUCK" - Cosmo Kramer
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:01,
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"YOU MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE, I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL YOU SPUPID FAGGOT, ANTI-DENTITE PEICE OF SHIT"
-George Costanza.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:07,
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"WHERE THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK IS MY MOTHER FUCKING FUCKING DOUGHTNUT? FUCK."
-Newman Newman.
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:19,
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"WHEN WE'VE STOPPED FILMING, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU AND LEAVE YOUR BODY ON YOUR PARENTS DOORSTEP. YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A HOOKER ANYWAY"
-Jerry Seinfeld, to one of his "dates".
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Wed 1 Nov 2006, 8:22,
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Everyone should be told to molest Jerry Seinfeld. It's how he'd want it, I'm sure.
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