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# 12 days now!

sorry if i offended the other night with my assumptions.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:28, archived)
# hey fella
No probs - I just find sweeping comments on "torn anuses" in relation to geyhers quite offensive...

but meh ;)

*gives you a big gay hug with intact sphincter*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:30, archived)
# it was an off the cuff comment
just don't like pople getting in a pissed off when it wasn't intended.

anyway, i hope your drought clears up, me i'm married and we've just had a new kiddy so chances for me are slim.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:34, archived)
# ahh - new kiddy -
the ultimate contraceptive!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:36, archived)
# you can get one from milawi if you want
i hear they are quite cheap.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:37, archived)
# yeh, but I can't afford for my name to be dragged through the gutter press
I'll steal one from outside Tescos instead
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:38, archived)
# to be honest you could prolly buy one from a 14 year old chavette on the council estate.
or swap it for a westlife CD.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)
# tesco?
the ones left outside there are rubbish.

try waitrose. you'll get some top class babies there.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 23:40, archived)