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I dont know

But its brilliant!

Do a C64 and an Amiga icon for B3ta and I guarantee* to donate millions to the website.

*Please note: this is not a guarantee

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:31, archived)

How about I just draw them for you and you donate millions to me?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:33, archived)

Its a win-win situation!

Do you accept Somerset Militia bank notes?

Theyre not legal tender...yet

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)

NO, I WILL EXTRACT A MILLION PUNDS OF FLESH IF YOU AREN'T CAREFUL. WE HAD A WRITTEN AGREEMENT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:38, archived)

No we dont, there is no contract without consideration.

I may have a "Constructive Obligation", but thats really a matter for the courts to decide.

Edit: but the Speccy icon is still very good.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:41, archived)

I AM THE FUCKING COURT. GIVE ME MY MONAYS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:43, archived)

Ok, Ok,

But to transfer the millions of pounds into your account I need a transfer of £2000 to, er, verify the account.

Bank AC No: 12345678
Sort Code: 102030
Branch Address: Nigeria

Please mark transfer "Hes doing it, hes doing it, I cant believe hes doing it"

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:48, archived)

I cant draw

So as a compromise I can wave my penis at passing traffic for a couple of quid

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:37, archived)

Only if you shout my name while you do it.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 10:39, archived)