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[challenge entry] Salvation is near, my child

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(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Ris?
how is this a) an interesting situation and b) what Jesus would do?


/pointlessly irritated by compo losing all track of it's actual theme already blog
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Isn't it obvious?
Cover it in snakes and give it a halo.
The answer to all of Jesus's problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)
# what is it though?
I'm missing the point of a holy snake dildo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 14:37, archived)
# you need to learn to care less
If you question every picture that doesn't fit the contest rules you will be aggrivated to fuck by the end of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)
# its not that it doesn't fit rules
its that it doesn't fit the subject (in my tiny mind)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)
# that's b3ta for you
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 14:44, archived)
# you know that bit in the simpsons when they're watching garrisson keilor?
and homer gets up and hits the tv, saying 'stupid tv, BE MORE FUNNY'
that's me right now, but with b3ta :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahaha
Why do we get so annoyed? :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 14:38, archived)
# IT'S ONLY THE INTERNET
repeat until funny
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 14:39, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)
# *bums*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 14:43, archived)
# because you are a glutton for self punishment
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 14:39, archived)
# sorry, just a quickie
and by what i've seen so far, it's neither better nor worse than most of the compo entries...
*mumblemumblejustwantedsomeappreciationmumble*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 9 Nov 2006, 14:40, archived)
# If its appreciation you're after
try drawing something not compo related.
In amongst this swirling mass of nonsense, normal posts stand out like a beacon.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 14:45, archived)
# There there buddy
admittedly its a bit RIS.

Would probabily get more appreciation as a non compo entry.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Holy Glasscock?
(I never heard Robin shout that)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 14:36, archived)
# and lo there was a glass cock

and it was mighty


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 14:37, archived)