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# Yea I thought that was awefully 'X' like
Jesus would be a great x-man. Except he wouldn't hurt anyone. Or fight in general.

Ok maybe he would suck
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)
# er...
in his previous incarnation as YHWH or jehova, he made with the smitings and the raining of fire and sulpher and the senseless slaughter as often as possible
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)
# Really?
Hang on, when was he around before?

God was the smiter, jesus just went around cleaning up
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# they are the same
the trinity and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)
# So wait
Jesus is his own father?

*Time continuim explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)
# He levitates
and can turn water to wine, so it he did that to the ocean evaporation and that would concentrate the alcohol that would rain down everywhere and we'd probably all blow up after getting hopelessly drunk.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)