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[challenge entry] Let's call and ask Him...

From the What Would Jesus Do? challenge. See all 416 entries (closed)

(fuckstockings will never go to trial, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:29, archived)
# excellent
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:31, archived)
# Hahah
Christman to the rescuuuuueueeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:36, archived)
# Jesus is one of the X-men
and now I have proof!
Woo!
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:42, archived)
# Yea I thought that was awefully 'X' like
Jesus would be a great x-man. Except he wouldn't hurt anyone. Or fight in general.

Ok maybe he would suck
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:46, archived)
# er...
in his previous incarnation as YHWH or jehova, he made with the smitings and the raining of fire and sulpher and the senseless slaughter as often as possible
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)
# Really?
Hang on, when was he around before?

God was the smiter, jesus just went around cleaning up
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:50, archived)
# they are the same
the trinity and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)
# So wait
Jesus is his own father?

*Time continuim explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:57, archived)
# He levitates
and can turn water to wine, so it he did that to the ocean evaporation and that would concentrate the alcohol that would rain down everywhere and we'd probably all blow up after getting hopelessly drunk.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:58, archived)
# you all have failed to realize that Jesus was black.
didn't you see that episode of good times?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:43, archived)
# not just a really really dark blue?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:43, archived)
# Jesus is Navy
shock

Harpers declares him this seasons in colour!!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)
# yes, ted.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:47, archived)
# DYNOMITE!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:48, archived)
# Jesus....... Black............
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?????????????
(Cakie So very tired..., Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:49, archived)
# Beats all the small nosed whiteboys we've seen so far
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)
# Yeah,
I hate all those other Jesuseses!
(Cakie So very tired..., Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:53, archived)
# In all seriousness he would have been
at the very least quite arabaic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:51, archived)
# jesus was arabic dude
he came from galilee, he spoke galilean aramaic. i think.
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 9:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 10 Nov 2006, 10:01, archived)