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[challenge entry] Blasphemer!!!!!

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(plant rolls out of bed like a fat wobbly tub of lard, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:35, archived)
# *smiles*
nice

EDIT

U gotta change the ? to a ! man
(Wrighty, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# would!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:36, archived)
# Jesus Christ!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# "JESUS CHRIST"
"what?"

"get the escalade, were out of here!"

/family guy blog
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# If I was back on the crucifix, I would try and ejaculate without touching myself.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)
# i nearly managed that a couple of times
it's really good fun
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:38, archived)
# You're trying it right now, switch your webcam off please.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# no wonder everyone in the office
is looking at me funny
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:41, archived)
# No, that is because your telephone has been ringing for the last half an hour and you haven't even noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:44, archived)
# i don't have a telephone :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# THAT IS BECAUSE IT HAS JUST BEEN CONFISCATED. YOU HAVE TO EARN YOUR TELEPHONE, BUDDY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:45, archived)
# *wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:46, archived)
# IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE A TELEPHONE YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO WANK AT YOUR DESK ANYMORE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# you're such a bully
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)
# I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND WHEN YOU APPLY YOURSELF.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# *APPLIES LIMES*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:52, archived)
# MARCIA HINES, FOR YOU I'VE GOT SOME HARSHER LINES.
YOU'LL REGRET IT ALL WHEN I'VE GOT YOUR ARSE STUFFED UP FULL OF LIMES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:56, archived)
# He has a telephone
it features a "vibrate" function and doesn't see any light at all
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:49, archived)
# chesus!
/mexican
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:40, archived)
# heyzoos!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:43, archived)
# they weren't saying 'hayzoos'
they were saying 'hey, zeus!'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:47, archived)
# those heretics!
*bombs mexico*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 10 Nov 2006, 13:48, archived)