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[challenge entry] NOT PARTICULARLY FUNNY

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(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 15:56, archived)
# what the bloody hell
was that '>PERS' message i always got from one-2-none which would never delete without a fight?

(I helped save b3ta! Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 15:58, archived)
# It's supposed to update your service
but it is a cunt. I phoned them up to complain had to go through eight sub-menus then they charged me 25p for the priveledge of taking me out of their spamming list. CUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 16:00, archived)
# they never checked to see if their update worked on nokias
duh
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 16:04, archived)
# ack... had an 8210
you could tie those bloody things in knots they were so flimsy. I used to work sat under a mobile transmitter and could never get a usable signal anywhere else (the minute i left the office... *nothing*!)

worst thing is everyone i knew one one-2-none was pay as you go and i just signed a contract, so then everyone pissed off to decent networks and iw as stuck with the wank for a year.

thank christ for vodafone...
(I helped save b3ta! Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 16:08, archived)
# its ok
and its got the word "stroke" in it
(Tesal Coil, Sat 11 Jan 2003, 15:59, archived)