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# I've considered that too.
I have the whole Dawn French thing going.
Without the excessive fat, chocolate oranges and pants acting ability.

Actually... I'm nothing like Dawn French. I think Jennifer Saunders is a bit lovely though. /Would.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Oh aye.
Definitely. She's clever. I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:33, archived)
# Jennifer Saunders and Emma Thompson in Love Actually.
Such lovely, lovely ladies. And Liz Hurley in Bedazzled. She's so much fun!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Emma Thompson any time, any where.
Especially in that tight tartan dress she wore on Jonathan Ross earlier this week.

Fuck. Ing. Hell.

Plus she's amazingly intelligent, which just sexes her up even more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:38, archived)
# Amen sister!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:39, archived)
# come on then, seeing as we're on the subject.
Your top three women you could sleep with if other things weren't a problem.


Me:

Aria Giovanni
Monica Bellucci
Kate Winslet




go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:41, archived)
# Gaaaaaah! I can't think!
You're right about Kate Winslet. She's rather nice.
Liz Hurley and Emma Thompson, as discussed. Safe options, I feel.
Let me go away and have a think. I shall report back when I see you next!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:43, archived)
# Google Aria if you're at home though
My. God.

And her boobs are real. She's one of them nicely soft sort of porn stars. I'll find a nice worksafe photo.

www.topsynergy.com/images/famous/Aria_Giovanni_Main.jpg

da.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:46, archived)
# Yeah, I've seen her around... she's OK.
Edit: Me? Work? Darling, working's not my thing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:48, archived)
# I love her a bit too much.
Ooooh, and Cathy Barry. As long as she doesn't talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:51, archived)
# dawn french doesn need to act
she's actually funny

unlike most women "comedians"
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:35, archived)
# She's funny.
Just I don't rate her in Vicar of Dibley.
I prefer David Horton. And Jim... *giggles*.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:38, archived)
# Victoria Wood's brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:39, archived)
# Joan Rivers is caustic. I love her!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Oh yes
Bless her. When I get old I'm going to have more plastic surgery than I should be allowed to. Fuck everyone. 'Smy face, and I want to be something cool, like Cardassian.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Nov 2006, 17:43, archived)