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# So we have this clod we'll call Steve
And he runs into a wall. I don't mean he just bumped it, but a full-on top-speed face-plant into the fucking thing.

Anyway, he stumbles down as victims tend to do in this type of situation and the public starts to gather. Eventually, it evolves into some type of plane-wreck tragedy.

Naturally, if you have 30k onlookers and a plane wreck survivor, somebody needs a story, so the fucking reporters come. They're a dense lot, but savvy, and write up about the bird UFO which caused the plane wreck and led to this gentleman's demise.

At the last minute, he springs the fuck up and goes for a milkshake. What kind of suave fucking suaveness is this? He just got killed in a plane wreck and he's off for a milkshake? Thus is the legend of movie heroes.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:18, archived)
# WHAT.
THE FUCK ARE YOU BANGING THE FUCK ON ABOUT?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:21, archived)
# I was just telling you a story.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:22, archived)
# sense is your friend.
try using sense next time.
-winks-
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:23, archived)
# nonce-sense?
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 6:01, archived)
# pictures!...
...PICTURES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:26, archived)
# I tried to follow
I failed to follow.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:22, archived)
# eh?
/talk?
qotw?
loony bin?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:22, archived)
# the latter
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:24, archived)
# Is there a picture that goes with this?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:27, archived)
# Ah thank you.
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:34, archived)
# *unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 4:33, archived)
# lense flare?
Thomas The Toy Engine?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 5:06, archived)
# I like interesting text posts
regardless of what the rest of these motherfuckers say.

And I'm now in the mood for a milkshake.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:27, archived)
# I got out of bed to type this shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:30, archived)
# oh, then in that case, carry on.
posting nonsense without pictures and getting defensive when we inevitably attack you.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:37, archived)
# Who cares?
I don't get why people even bother to respond, let alone get upset, if they don't like a post. It's about the least important thing in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:41, archived)
# if it goes against your b3ta moral fibres.
click "ignore"
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:46, archived)
# DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!111
-rages-
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:54, archived)
# no.
it's something that needs to change about this place, not just be ignored
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 4:18, archived)
# I'm with you. This whole board nazi thing is fucking stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 4:24, archived)
# STOP STALKING ME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:28, archived)
#
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:34, archived)
# better keep an eye on that tumor.
it doesn't look all that benign.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:36, archived)
# Benign
Benign and a half
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:40, archived)
# congratulations.
that's going in my movie.
as long as you don't copyright it.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:43, archived)
# I stole it from somewhere
sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:44, archived)
# nice.
now i don't have to act like i know where it came from.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:47, archived)
# i think it was friends
and Joey said it.

Am I ruining the ignorance is bliss thing for you?

Edit: ARGH no it wasn't. Pah... yeah I don't know where it came from.

Edit 2: HAHAHA it came to me. It was the Janitor in Scrubs after JD saw his penis and saw a haematoma, and said, "I saw your penis and saw something that could be benign" to which the Janitor retorts "Benign, Benign and a half" HAHAHA I claim my own five pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:48, archived)
# pfffft. whatever.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:50, archived)
# Yeah... you don't actually care do you
?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:52, archived)
# hehe. nope.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:55, archived)
# Now THAT is an elbow.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:41, archived)
# I thought it was an ass?
This is why I'll never be an astronaut.
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 4:11, archived)
# gawrsh
looking a bit cluttered in your room
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:43, archived)
# You've been an ass lately
And we've already got a full quota.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 3:35, archived)