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# hahaha
i knew somebody (this is true) that was told his computer runs faster the more it is cooled down
so when it was taking a long time to do something
he used a bike pump with a football adapter on the end of it to pump air through one of the holes on his pc
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:17, archived)
# You mean that wasn't true?!
*stops pumping*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:20, archived)
# hehe
I'm not stopping you :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Compooters *do* run faster when cold.
There are crazy peoples in the world that have set up their compooters in the freezer. They are mad.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:21, archived)
# but pumping your pc with a bike pump for 20 mins?
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Yes.
That's fucking stupid.







He should have used a foot pump.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# An' someone that modded their system to be cooled by cooking oil
He did done cook chips and everything*


*though it crashed a couple of times getting there, and they still looked sort of undercooked to me
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Aye
Or the guy who cooked an egg on his heat sinks
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:25, archived)
# 'puter chips or regular ones?
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Hahah
Made me laugh there.

Ooh, and I keep meaning to say, I like your username :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Thankee kindly
Your's makes me go "Jessssssie" in a mongy voice (in my head obviously otherwise the lady sitting next to me might think i'm a bit wierd), like what we used to do in the playground
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 13:37, archived)