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# When I was a woman
I looked like you too


Oh shit, I'm talking bollocks again.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Weird
When I was a tench I looked a bit like you.

Fantastic. Maybe we were brothers in a previous life.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:51, archived)
# :)
I don't know what a tench is, but for the sake of my sanity I will assume it means

"Fucking lush bloke"
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)
# that and a type of fish
But I have never seen you, thus am making no assumptions. except for that one about you being a fish.

Are you a fish?


Fish. Fiiiiish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)
# I am indeed a fish
I'm like a Marlin. The one that got away !

Except I don't have a big fuck off pointy nose. I'm not blue and I don't swim. Other than that, I'm just like a Marlin.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:04, archived)
# So you just smell like one?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Ah but did you know that Marlin smell of nice things
like roast chicken and chips
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:06, archived)
# They do?
Mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Yeah
It was in the Sun newspaper. Has to be true !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:10, archived)