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[challenge entry] 'Shut your maaaaaffff'

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(ZOMFG! LOLLER ROFLCOPTOR LMAO etc, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:41, archived)
# yay for 2 frame animations
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:42, archived)
# :O
There's a photo of me in my profile with BOTH EYES visible AND my glasses on!

Sorry, I'm all excited. Because it actually looks like me.

Had to tell someone. *calms down*

As per usual, thankyou to the marvellous Aphex for magicalness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Wow.
You're not as ugly as I imagined. :)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# :D Just mildly vom-inducing, yeah?
aww, wuvly birdie *millet*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Well yeah, it'd take some vodka
before I felt the urge to bodyfondle you, but not as much as I thought. Luckily I kept the receipts, so I should be able to get a refund on the surplus.

Yum yum, milllet. It's my favourite place for tents and anoraks.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)
# :D
I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Is it the anoraks?







(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Slightly.
Although I wish you'd stop.... having wedding nights with the sleeves. Especially whilst we're still in the shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)
# *sigh*
They're the only thing I've found that will accommodate my girth. :(

And the sales assistants said I could try before I buy too.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)
# I have nothing to say to that.
You win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:07, archived)
# Well that leaves me with a hollow feeling
of vague accomplishment. But don't worry, my life is safe. No emo I.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)
# I'm sorry you winning gave you such little pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:13, archived)
# I am emotionally dead.
I have no soul or sense of humour. I'm going home now to lurk in dark corners.

Then tomorrow, if I get the time, I will be happybrightjoy and do a 'wheelybird's embarrassingly crude drawing time'.

Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Bye bye birdie...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:18, archived)
# you are ashally
all of the cute, Miss CW



*resists obligatory fwap-based response*
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Who, weeweebird?
He is cute. It's the way he trundles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# any places going on the Pearl Necklace?
I could be responsible for bilge-cleaning or something...
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:01, archived)
# Ooooh, I think we could use a bilge cleaner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:02, archived)
# ace!
just finished installing my new tablet - command me what to draw, my beautiful B3tards!

(just doing the obligatory CDC...)
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:03, archived)
# Why are you a male me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# because I'm not female
;)



check gaz
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:13, archived)
# I have no unread messages
says Gaz.

Is he lying?

MUGATU!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:17, archived)
# yes
who is this Gaz, and where's his embassy?
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:20, archived)
# When I was a woman
I looked like you too


Oh shit, I'm talking bollocks again.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Weird
When I was a tench I looked a bit like you.

Fantastic. Maybe we were brothers in a previous life.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:51, archived)
# :)
I don't know what a tench is, but for the sake of my sanity I will assume it means

"Fucking lush bloke"
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)
# that and a type of fish
But I have never seen you, thus am making no assumptions. except for that one about you being a fish.

Are you a fish?


Fish. Fiiiiish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)
# I am indeed a fish
I'm like a Marlin. The one that got away !

Except I don't have a big fuck off pointy nose. I'm not blue and I don't swim. Other than that, I'm just like a Marlin.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:04, archived)
# So you just smell like one?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Ah but did you know that Marlin smell of nice things
like roast chicken and chips
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:06, archived)
# They do?
Mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Yeah
It was in the Sun newspaper. Has to be true !
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:10, archived)
# You appear to have that really sexy 'natural beauty' thing going on
Usually means you can't get a really 'stunning' (by conventional standards) photo easily, but to see you in motion is to witness living art.

That's a nice photo though, you look good
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Well aren't you a bunchkin.
*is all touched*

*wonders if one is now what the youths call 'in there'*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:51, archived)
# oooo purty
Nice Specs!
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Fankoo
They're not broken so far, but then I haven't played power rangers in them yet....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Well you make sure you take 'em off before you do any morphing
So..
love of comics
glasses
Very pretty
sexy hair
bass player

=yum
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:54, archived)
# Are you trying to get into my grog compartment?
(I should start calling it that from now on)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Haha
I'd splice your mainbrace anytime
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# *crosses legs*
That sounds painful...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Hmm true
*unsplices*
Sorry about that
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:04, archived)
# *germolene*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Well there's no need to be like that
after i was so nice and everything
(I helped save b3ta! A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:10, archived)
# no, for the stinging!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 17:12, archived)
# *spacks out for the rest of the day*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# He's got no chance of dodging that kick!!
Pummel!! Pummel!
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 16 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)