Profile for koit:
SEE MY STUFF:
MY WEB STUFF
DOWNLOAD MY ANIMATION TUNES
TRAFFIC LIGHT WARS
My most recent tune :
The hole in the sky
My most recent animation :
MY BUM GOES (THE FART SONG)
Buy Traffic Light Wars, Unlucky Dave and other assorted Koit creations at:
Or, visit :
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TUNES :
Mystery Bob, The Kaiser and I have collaborated and covered Erasure's
Sometimes
OTHER RECENT SONGS :
Eyes that stare
She Haunts Me
Lowpoint(crossroads)
Recent front page messages:
Best answers to questions:
- a member for 22 years, 5 months and 22 days
- has posted 20696 messages on the main board
- (of which 161 have appeared on the front page)
- has posted 54 messages on the talk board
- has posted 171 messages on the links board
- (including 66 links)
- has posted 3 stories and 6 replies on question of the week
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SEE MY STUFF:
MY WEB STUFF
DOWNLOAD MY ANIMATION TUNES
TRAFFIC LIGHT WARS
My most recent tune :
The hole in the sky
My most recent animation :
MY BUM GOES (THE FART SONG)
Buy Traffic Light Wars, Unlucky Dave and other assorted Koit creations at:
Or, visit :
-----------------------------------------
Click on the picture below to purchase the official B3TA ALBUMS recorded by Koit, each CD costs £5.00 inclusive of postage.
TUNES :
Mystery Bob, The Kaiser and I have collaborated and covered Erasure's
Sometimes
OTHER RECENT SONGS :
Eyes that stare
She Haunts Me
Lowpoint(crossroads)
Recent front page messages:
Green's getting cross !
I thought I'd give you a nice special Easter one
(Thu 1st Apr 2004, 10:58, More)
I thought I'd give you a nice special Easter one
(Thu 1st Apr 2004, 10:58, More)
The Red Menace
CLICK ANIMATION FOR DIRECTOR'S CUT.
I tried my best to optimise this down, this is the lowest I reckon I could have gone. Just a bit over 200kb.
(Fri 11th Jul 2003, 15:01, More)
CLICK ANIMATION FOR DIRECTOR'S CUT.
I tried my best to optimise this down, this is the lowest I reckon I could have gone. Just a bit over 200kb.
(Fri 11th Jul 2003, 15:01, More)
"Arrrrrr, them scurvy land lubbin Prairie Dogs won't get any of my gold"
(Sat 5th Jul 2003, 12:51, More)
(Sat 5th Jul 2003, 12:51, More)
Charles couldn't read, and as a bugle sounded nearby he began to wonder about his new birthday hat
(Thu 19th Jun 2003, 12:04, More)
(Thu 19th Jun 2003, 12:04, More)
Current fashion was something that happened to other people, thought Dave.
(Tue 17th Jun 2003, 22:47, More)
(Tue 17th Jun 2003, 22:47, More)
Despite clearly being a duck, Cecil so wanted to be a part of Swan lake
(Sun 1st Jun 2003, 1:06, More)
(Sun 1st Jun 2003, 1:06, More)
Alex was most upset when he discovered someone else on his patch.....
(Mon 28th Apr 2003, 22:21, More)
(Mon 28th Apr 2003, 22:21, More)
Look at him go
Dedicated to Unununun, umm, unun......uninu......dedicated to Dave.
(Sat 8th Mar 2003, 17:05, More)
Dedicated to Unununun, umm, unun......uninu......dedicated to Dave.
(Sat 8th Mar 2003, 17:05, More)
DeathStarlings
"Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be fully operational, when the bigger birds arrive..."
(Sat 8th Mar 2003, 11:14, More)
"Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be fully operational, when the bigger birds arrive..."
(Sat 8th Mar 2003, 11:14, More)
Tee hee
Original idea by Mark Shephard
Visit traffic light wars for some animated tomfoolery.
(Thu 6th Mar 2003, 23:18, More)
Original idea by Mark Shephard
Visit traffic light wars for some animated tomfoolery.
(Thu 6th Mar 2003, 23:18, More)
En Guarde
Sword-fight request from Otis Grahm
Visit :-
www.trafficlightwars.co.uk
(Mon 24th Feb 2003, 23:38, More)
Sword-fight request from Otis Grahm
Visit :-
www.trafficlightwars.co.uk
(Mon 24th Feb 2003, 23:38, More)
Burn baby burn
Ok ok, I was suppose to be stopping these for a while but my brain has been working overtime and now they are just too addictive to leave. I have 4 more ideas, 1 of which will blow you away. Not literally.
(Fri 21st Feb 2003, 12:30, More)
Ok ok, I was suppose to be stopping these for a while but my brain has been working overtime and now they are just too addictive to leave. I have 4 more ideas, 1 of which will blow you away. Not literally.
(Fri 21st Feb 2003, 12:30, More)
Epic battle
This took 6 English hours and twenty caucasian minutes of solid work to complete. Oh yes.
This is the last for the time being.
(Thu 20th Feb 2003, 0:23, More)
This took 6 English hours and twenty caucasian minutes of solid work to complete. Oh yes.
This is the last for the time being.
(Thu 20th Feb 2003, 0:23, More)
Lights out.
Link to the old ones :
www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/ped.htm
(Fri 14th Feb 2003, 12:49, More)
Link to the old ones :
www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/ped.htm
(Fri 14th Feb 2003, 12:49, More)
The wandering cone eater died out in 1975
Killed off by the increasing pollution around Britain's roadways.
(Sat 25th Jan 2003, 14:35, More)
Killed off by the increasing pollution around Britain's roadways.
(Sat 25th Jan 2003, 14:35, More)
Horses just weren't good enough for those big stretches of water......
(Mon 13th Jan 2003, 14:40, More)
(Mon 13th Jan 2003, 14:40, More)
"Umm, Bethany ! That's not mummy's lipstick !"
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(Mon 18th Nov 2002, 14:35, More)
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(Mon 18th Nov 2002, 14:35, More)
It's ok, you can walk now.............No, not you !!!!!!
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(Sat 16th Nov 2002, 17:31, More)
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(Sat 16th Nov 2002, 17:31, More)
Furtive's latest squeeze never turned up...............
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(Wed 23rd Oct 2002, 20:26, More)
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(Wed 23rd Oct 2002, 20:26, More)
Terrence sends out an early Christmas message
"Just don't fock with me !!!"
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(Fri 18th Oct 2002, 18:28, More)
"Just don't fock with me !!!"
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(Fri 18th Oct 2002, 18:28, More)
I did this late last night - but from spazzing it seems as if someone really wanted a B3TA march
Clickology in pictureino for biggos piccali
It's a goldmine for memes and favourite phrases/faces........how many can you spot ?
(Tue 24th Sep 2002, 11:02, More)
Clickology in pictureino for biggos piccali
It's a goldmine for memes and favourite phrases/faces........how many can you spot ?
(Tue 24th Sep 2002, 11:02, More)
they may sing high pitched and look cute, but them chipmunks certainly have a sting in their tails !
(Sat 14th Sep 2002, 16:05, More)
(Sat 14th Sep 2002, 16:05, More)
Captain beards' drunken nightmares continued to plague him throughout the day
(Fri 6th Sep 2002, 15:22, More)
(Fri 6th Sep 2002, 15:22, More)
Have you ever had a feeling that you're being watched ?
I was in the garden this morning and every time I turned my back, I could feel the hairs on the back of my neck stand up......but when I turned around - nothing !
(Wed 31st Jul 2002, 22:36, More)
I was in the garden this morning and every time I turned my back, I could feel the hairs on the back of my neck stand up......but when I turned around - nothing !
(Wed 31st Jul 2002, 22:36, More)
An early concept idea for the follow up
STAR SHREK THE NEXT GENERATION
(Thu 25th Apr 2002, 8:25, More)
STAR SHREK THE NEXT GENERATION
(Thu 25th Apr 2002, 8:25, More)
Best answers to questions:
» Local Nutters
A number around these parts
There's this black lady who goes around wearing about 10 hats ! - I think she wants to be THE tallest lady.
There's also this woman in Cheltenham who steps to avoid the cracks in the pavement. It is very funny to watch her walking like John Cleese doing the funny walk thing.
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 12:08, More)
A number around these parts
There's this black lady who goes around wearing about 10 hats ! - I think she wants to be THE tallest lady.
There's also this woman in Cheltenham who steps to avoid the cracks in the pavement. It is very funny to watch her walking like John Cleese doing the funny walk thing.
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 12:08, More)
» Slang Survey
"Bummin' it hard"
means to really strive for something. Really go for it. Doing something a lot and/or with passion.
(Sun 1st Feb 2004, 14:09, More)
"Bummin' it hard"
means to really strive for something. Really go for it. Doing something a lot and/or with passion.
(Sun 1st Feb 2004, 14:09, More)
» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta
HAPPY BIRTHDAY B3TA YOU SEXUAL COLLECTIVE OF LUSHNESS
Found the site almost 10 yrs ago, linked through a friend as we sat in the office doing boring shit like paperwork and answering the phones.
I thought I could do those pictures and so started to get creative. 10 yrs on, here I am, animating/singing/recording, being awesomely creative. ALL down to this site and the community.
I've attended a couple of B3TA bashes and was a board regular for a few years before work took over in another guise.
I occasionally visit the board and post when I can but not as often as I'd like.
I still class myself as a B3TAn and have met many people from this community both in real life and virtual. I would say the site has changeed my life for the better and the stuff that I have created and released through B3TA continues to open doors for me.
Long live B3TA and it's random network of awesomely odd people !!
Koit
(Tue 13th Sep 2011, 23:44, More)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY B3TA YOU SEXUAL COLLECTIVE OF LUSHNESS
Found the site almost 10 yrs ago, linked through a friend as we sat in the office doing boring shit like paperwork and answering the phones.
I thought I could do those pictures and so started to get creative. 10 yrs on, here I am, animating/singing/recording, being awesomely creative. ALL down to this site and the community.
I've attended a couple of B3TA bashes and was a board regular for a few years before work took over in another guise.
I occasionally visit the board and post when I can but not as often as I'd like.
I still class myself as a B3TAn and have met many people from this community both in real life and virtual. I would say the site has changeed my life for the better and the stuff that I have created and released through B3TA continues to open doors for me.
Long live B3TA and it's random network of awesomely odd people !!
Koit
(Tue 13th Sep 2011, 23:44, More)