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My most recent tune :
The hole in the sky

My most recent animation :


Buy Traffic Light Wars, Unlucky Dave and other assorted Koit creations at:

Or, visit :


Click on the picture below to purchase the official B3TA ALBUMS recorded by Koit, each CD costs £5.00 inclusive of postage.

Mystery Bob, The Kaiser and I have collaborated and covered Erasure's


Eyes that stare

She Haunts Me

Recent front page messages:

Weeeeeeeee !

(Fri 5th Feb 2010, 16:21, More)

Michael Knight

(Tue 30th Sep 2008, 13:14, More)

Jim'll fuck it

(Mon 25th Feb 2008, 17:26, More)

Ding dong

(Wed 28th Nov 2007, 16:07, More)


(Sat 6th Oct 2007, 16:24, More)

"I'm gay la la la"

(Mon 24th Sep 2007, 18:05, More)

Cheeky monkey !

(Sun 2nd Sep 2007, 11:52, More)

*shrill woof noise*

(Mon 18th Apr 2005, 23:05, More)


(Wed 9th Mar 2005, 10:45, More)


(Sat 5th Feb 2005, 17:12, More)

Is he dead yet ?

(Fri 4th Feb 2005, 23:01, More)


(Wed 19th Jan 2005, 14:17, More)

Well hung

Click animation for the full 100 episodes !!
(Sun 28th Nov 2004, 14:13, More)


(Tue 17th Aug 2004, 21:56, More)

(Mon 12th Jul 2004, 12:29, More)

He got through a fair few horses........

(Thu 1st Jul 2004, 23:28, More)

Indiana Green

Click the piccy for TLW goodness
(Sun 9th May 2004, 10:42, More)

(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 11:04, More)

Roastin' !!

(Wed 28th Apr 2004, 15:46, More)

(Tue 13th Apr 2004, 11:24, More)

Green's getting cross !

I thought I'd give you a nice special Easter one
(Thu 1st Apr 2004, 10:58, More)

Boiling point

(Thu 25th Mar 2004, 14:13, More)

That sinking feeling

(Thu 18th Mar 2004, 11:49, More)

Naughty Brian !!

(Wed 10th Mar 2004, 17:29, More)

Greedy swine

(Fri 27th Feb 2004, 16:44, More)


(Fri 27th Feb 2004, 10:21, More)

Harrier Jump Jet

Background corrected for this release
(Wed 25th Feb 2004, 12:18, More)

A typical zombie relationship moment

(Mon 16th Feb 2004, 11:19, More)

Ho ho ho

Only for Xmas
(Tue 23rd Dec 2003, 15:55, More)

Unlucky Dave - Episode 9 : Oh poo !

Unlucky Dave website
(Sun 7th Dec 2003, 17:20, More)

Unlucky Dave - Episode 7 : Boat

(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 20:48, More)

Unlucky Dave - Episode 6 : Park

(Sun 30th Nov 2003, 14:52, More)

Unlucky Dave - Episode 2 : Lottery

(Fri 21st Nov 2003, 20:14, More)

Even in the forest there are dishes to be done

(Wed 5th Nov 2003, 13:22, More)

It grows !

(Sun 26th Oct 2003, 20:24, More)

We will fight them in the skies.............

(Fri 24th Oct 2003, 19:46, More)

Falling out

The end of an era
Traffic Light Wars site
(Wed 8th Oct 2003, 14:08, More)

The traffic dance-off

(Sun 21st Sep 2003, 0:12, More)

"This is highly illogical Captain......"

(Mon 15th Sep 2003, 15:06, More)

"Stay back ! STAY BACK !"

(Sun 14th Sep 2003, 13:06, More)

"Help me Mr Postman, you're my only hope !"

(Fri 12th Sep 2003, 0:12, More)

"Give me my Rusks or you lose your new kitchen !"

(Sun 31st Aug 2003, 22:54, More)

"Ice creams !?"

(Tue 26th Aug 2003, 23:57, More)

"Oi ! Stop staring at my Missus' ass !"

(Tue 12th Aug 2003, 23:31, More)

An opportunity taken

(Tue 5th Aug 2003, 21:41, More)

Stock me !

(Sun 20th Jul 2003, 16:37, More)

"Shit !"

(Sun 20th Jul 2003, 1:04, More)

The cycle of life (and death)

(Sat 19th Jul 2003, 13:18, More)

I got it !

(Mon 14th Jul 2003, 23:07, More)

Tracy slapped it on ready for the night out.........

(Mon 14th Jul 2003, 22:14, More)

The Red Menace


I tried my best to optimise this down, this is the lowest I reckon I could have gone. Just a bit over 200kb.
(Fri 11th Jul 2003, 15:01, More)

"I'm so sorry Doris..............."

(Tue 8th Jul 2003, 11:35, More)

"Arrrrrr, them scurvy land lubbin Prairie Dogs won't get any of my gold"

(Sat 5th Jul 2003, 12:51, More)

The Karate Green

(Fri 4th Jul 2003, 22:11, More)

Ping pong, you're gone !

(Wed 25th Jun 2003, 15:45, More)

What not to buy animals #17

The previous
(Tue 24th Jun 2003, 14:36, More)

Axis of evil

Original suggestion by David Vaughan Lee
(Sun 22nd Jun 2003, 15:37, More)

Charles couldn't read, and as a bugle sounded nearby he began to wonder about his new birthday hat

(Thu 19th Jun 2003, 12:04, More)

Current fashion was something that happened to other people, thought Dave.

(Tue 17th Jun 2003, 22:47, More)

What an exciting beverage

(Tue 17th Jun 2003, 12:59, More)

It's ironic because he was listening to the Beatles

(Thu 12th Jun 2003, 13:02, More)

Trevor loved the ending......

WOO YAY - FP 100
(Tue 3rd Jun 2003, 23:06, More)

What not to buy animals #6

(Mon 2nd Jun 2003, 11:09, More)

Despite clearly being a duck, Cecil so wanted to be a part of Swan lake

(Sun 1st Jun 2003, 1:06, More)

Broken buttons

Why does Red do a Dick Dastardly ?
(Mon 19th May 2003, 23:13, More)

Primate humour

(Fri 2nd May 2003, 22:31, More)


(Fri 2nd May 2003, 12:53, More)

Alex was most upset when he discovered someone else on his patch.....

(Mon 28th Apr 2003, 22:21, More)

The chase

(Sat 12th Apr 2003, 17:28, More)

Amazing what matted hair can trap........

(Wed 26th Mar 2003, 0:00, More)

Calling the almighty.........

Traffic Light Wars site
(Mon 24th Mar 2003, 20:30, More)

Again, I don't know why..........

(Fri 21st Mar 2003, 12:17, More)

The war's over

or is it ?

Visit the site :-
traffic light wars
(Sat 15th Mar 2003, 19:21, More)

Death from within

(Sun 9th Mar 2003, 17:22, More)

That's no bike..........

when memes collide.....
(Sat 8th Mar 2003, 18:38, More)

Look at him go

Dedicated to Unununun, umm, unun......uninu......dedicated to Dave.
(Sat 8th Mar 2003, 17:05, More)


"Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be fully operational, when the bigger birds arrive..."
(Sat 8th Mar 2003, 11:14, More)

Wash and go, to hell

Original idea by Jaffamused
(Fri 7th Mar 2003, 17:53, More)

Tee hee

Original idea by Mark Shephard

Visit traffic light wars for some animated tomfoolery.
(Thu 6th Mar 2003, 23:18, More)

Just found this little fella in my Frazzles

(Thu 6th Mar 2003, 13:07, More)

He doesn't like all of you

(Tue 4th Mar 2003, 22:34, More)

All I need is the air that I breathe

(Sat 1st Mar 2003, 16:16, More)

Pulled apart by hatred

(Thu 27th Feb 2003, 17:32, More)

Do you think see-saw us ?

(Wed 26th Feb 2003, 19:41, More)

En Guarde

Sword-fight request from Otis Grahm

Visit :-
(Mon 24th Feb 2003, 23:38, More)


Will the war ever stop ?
(Sat 22nd Feb 2003, 17:13, More)

The Traffic Matrix

Visit the site :-
(Sat 22nd Feb 2003, 1:47, More)

Burn baby burn

Ok ok, I was suppose to be stopping these for a while but my brain has been working overtime and now they are just too addictive to leave. I have 4 more ideas, 1 of which will blow you away. Not literally.
(Fri 21st Feb 2003, 12:30, More)

Epic battle

This took 6 English hours and twenty caucasian minutes of solid work to complete. Oh yes.

This is the last for the time being.
(Thu 20th Feb 2003, 0:23, More)

Red's wrath is such a drag

(Tue 18th Feb 2003, 18:35, More)


(Sat 15th Feb 2003, 14:34, More)

Red McGuyver

old un's
(Sat 15th Feb 2003, 12:56, More)

Red will try anything

(Sat 15th Feb 2003, 1:45, More)

Lights out.

Link to the old ones :
(Fri 14th Feb 2003, 12:49, More)

weird huh !?

(Tue 4th Feb 2003, 1:06, More)

Dave was a rebel

(Sun 2nd Feb 2003, 22:48, More)

Beware what lurks..............

(Thu 30th Jan 2003, 1:08, More)

The Wild West was more wild than you can imagine.

(Mon 27th Jan 2003, 11:49, More)

I had his picture and wanted to use it......so I made this.

(Sat 25th Jan 2003, 21:14, More)

The wandering cone eater died out in 1975
Killed off by the increasing pollution around Britain's roadways.

(Sat 25th Jan 2003, 14:35, More)

The flame of truth

(Wed 22nd Jan 2003, 20:11, More)

Speed bunny

(Tue 21st Jan 2003, 14:47, More)

Base jumping bunny

(Mon 20th Jan 2003, 15:04, More)

"You can't get me, la la la !!"

(Sun 19th Jan 2003, 20:52, More)

Amazing what goes on down below

(Fri 17th Jan 2003, 17:15, More)


(Wed 15th Jan 2003, 21:54, More)

Horses just weren't good enough for those big stretches of water......

(Mon 13th Jan 2003, 14:40, More)


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(Thu 9th Jan 2003, 16:46, More)

Queen of the jungle more like !

(Thu 9th Jan 2003, 13:14, More)

The new fad for 2003 !

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(Wed 8th Jan 2003, 22:13, More)


Click picture for biggy goodness
(Wed 8th Jan 2003, 19:29, More)

"One too many sherbert lemons eh sourman ?!"

(Wed 1st Jan 2003, 16:00, More)

Lucas knew he was onto a winner with his marketing in Asia

(Tue 24th Dec 2002, 21:31, More)

Only cos it's Christmas !

(Tue 24th Dec 2002, 18:46, More)

It's not wise to pick and pull

(Tue 10th Dec 2002, 9:42, More)

The words that preceded the invasion of Poland

(Thu 28th Nov 2002, 22:02, More)

Cats at play

(Thu 28th Nov 2002, 18:17, More)

Friendly bear says hello. He loves everyone.

(Tue 19th Nov 2002, 16:20, More)

"Umm, Bethany ! That's not mummy's lipstick !"

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(Mon 18th Nov 2002, 14:35, More)

One day, red will get what's coming to him !

Thanks to Nibbler for the idea.

part 1
part 2
part 3
part 4
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(Sun 17th Nov 2002, 12:02, More)

It's ok, you can walk now.............No, not you !!!!!!

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(Sat 16th Nov 2002, 17:31, More)

The Jedi Olympics were tough

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(Wed 13th Nov 2002, 13:05, More)

Ostrich evolution

(Fri 8th Nov 2002, 12:11, More)

Furtive's latest squeeze never turned up...............

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(Wed 23rd Oct 2002, 20:26, More)

He's a party animal !

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(Sat 19th Oct 2002, 17:37, More)

Terrence sends out an early Christmas message
"Just don't fock with me !!!"

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(Fri 18th Oct 2002, 18:28, More)

"The train comes.................."

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(Fri 11th Oct 2002, 21:12, More)

"I got it.................."

(Wed 2nd Oct 2002, 12:39, More)

Come on, it doesn't hurt that much !

(Mon 30th Sep 2002, 17:33, More)

I did this late last night - but from spazzing it seems as if someone really wanted a B3TA march

Clickology in pictureino for biggos piccali

It's a goldmine for memes and favourite phrases/faces........how many can you spot ?
(Tue 24th Sep 2002, 11:02, More)

the new wheel was strange but Colin loved it.

(Tue 17th Sep 2002, 21:07, More)

they may sing high pitched and look cute, but them chipmunks certainly have a sting in their tails !

(Sat 14th Sep 2002, 16:05, More)

Dapper Robin

(Tue 10th Sep 2002, 22:02, More)

Stupid Panda

(Sun 8th Sep 2002, 22:35, More)

Captain beards' drunken nightmares continued to plague him throughout the day

(Fri 6th Sep 2002, 15:22, More)

The body double for Monroe just had better legs....

(Mon 2nd Sep 2002, 22:38, More)

Not all animals are cute you know.

(Mon 2nd Sep 2002, 19:25, More)

Little Sarah wasn't best pleased at being asked to be milk monitor

(Sun 1st Sep 2002, 20:42, More)

Ladies and Gentleman, I present the Mosp

(Fri 30th Aug 2002, 15:12, More)

Them 3rd Worlders sure are cruel

(Wed 28th Aug 2002, 22:53, More)

And then he wreaked his fiery revenge on London City

(Fri 23rd Aug 2002, 20:46, More)

Family holiday tragedy

(Sun 18th Aug 2002, 12:37, More)

I don't think they really liked her

(Sat 10th Aug 2002, 13:44, More)

He's gay and proud

(Sat 3rd Aug 2002, 13:57, More)

He's not gonna be very happy !

(Fri 2nd Aug 2002, 11:29, More)

Have you ever had a feeling that you're being watched ?
I was in the garden this morning and every time I turned my back, I could feel the hairs on the back of my neck stand up......but when I turned around - nothing !

(Wed 31st Jul 2002, 22:36, More)

Animal testing is still happening you know

(Sun 21st Jul 2002, 13:16, More)

How the medieval wars were really fought

(Mon 15th Jul 2002, 20:56, More)

The Royals eh !!!

(Wed 10th Jul 2002, 17:08, More)

Some times my Mum undercooks them

(Sun 7th Jul 2002, 22:24, More)

The incredible Hulkat

(Thu 6th Jun 2002, 21:59, More)

Episode 1 - The burger menace

(Wed 8th May 2002, 15:56, More)

Your move creep !

(Wed 8th May 2002, 11:24, More)

An early concept idea for the follow up

(Thu 25th Apr 2002, 8:25, More)

My rabbits won't work
They didn't seem to like the bricks

(Wed 24th Apr 2002, 14:18, More)

What's in here then ?

(Wed 24th Apr 2002, 13:19, More)

Blair to re-vamp ailing game of cricket

(Fri 19th Apr 2002, 20:06, More)

Patricks' wonderful thoughts

(Fri 19th Apr 2002, 20:04, More)

When Irons attack

(Fri 19th Apr 2002, 14:51, More)

Ridicule is nothing to be scared of

(Tue 16th Apr 2002, 16:47, More)

The office woofter

(Tue 16th Apr 2002, 15:01, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Local Nutters

A number around these parts
There's this black lady who goes around wearing about 10 hats ! - I think she wants to be THE tallest lady.

There's also this woman in Cheltenham who steps to avoid the cracks in the pavement. It is very funny to watch her walking like John Cleese doing the funny walk thing.
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 12:08, More)

» Slang Survey

"Bummin' it hard"
means to really strive for something. Really go for it. Doing something a lot and/or with passion.
(Sun 1st Feb 2004, 14:09, More)

» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta

Found the site almost 10 yrs ago, linked through a friend as we sat in the office doing boring shit like paperwork and answering the phones.

I thought I could do those pictures and so started to get creative. 10 yrs on, here I am, animating/singing/recording, being awesomely creative. ALL down to this site and the community.

I've attended a couple of B3TA bashes and was a board regular for a few years before work took over in another guise.

I occasionally visit the board and post when I can but not as often as I'd like.

I still class myself as a B3TAn and have met many people from this community both in real life and virtual. I would say the site has changeed my life for the better and the stuff that I have created and released through B3TA continues to open doors for me.

Long live B3TA and it's random network of awesomely odd people !!

(Tue 13th Sep 2011, 23:44, More)