How about
if your homely ass was hung over a flaming cliff and someone offered to sell you a fairly crap scrapbooking kit?
(
Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5],
Fri 17 Nov 2006, 5:59,
archived)
I'd ask for
the melon and mango flavoured strawberries
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irMrk,
Fri 17 Nov 2006, 6:01,
archived)