CILLIT BANG!'Look what it does to a penny. LOOK AT WHAT IT DOES!
LOOK! LOOK, EVEN IF IT MEANS I HAVE TO FORCE YOUR EYES DOWNWARDS BY PROMISING YOU A GLIMPSE OF
MY UNCOVERED CROTCH!', screamed
Barry Scott. He was getting crotchety and unpredictable in his old age. Promises of visions of his genitals were being thrown around
left, right and center in the hopes that this would persuade people to purchase his products, and his shedloads of Cillit Bang Ultra 3000
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Since the end of this story, Barry Scott has grown at least three new genitalia, and uses them even more forcefully
Barry Scott lives in a shed in Nova Scotia with his extended family of cats and fifty thousand litres of Cillt Bang
(LOOK! LOOK, EVEN IF IT MEANS I HAVE TO FORCE YOUR EYES DOWNWARDS BY PROMISING YOU A GLIMPSE OF
MY UNCOVERED CROTCH!', screamed
Barry Scott. He was getting crotchety and unpredictable in his old age. Promises of visions of his genitals were being thrown around
left, right and center in the hopes that this would persuade people to purchase his products, and his shedloads of Cillit Bang Ultra 3000
---
Since the end of this story, Barry Scott has grown at least three new genitalia, and uses them even more forcefully
Barry Scott lives in a shed in Nova Scotia with his extended family of cats and fifty thousand litres of Cillt Bang
The Neville What what what,
Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:03,
archived)
Braw!Now go and update his wikipedia listing
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wefbhweiufhweiu party,
Mon 20 Nov 2006, 16:04,
archived)
