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[challenge entry] How about
if Paul McCartney pounced on your hip while you were asleep and made a big, noodley shit down your back with half-chewed chunks of beets in it?

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(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:47, archived)
# I probably wouldn't find out until the morning. How would I know it came from Sir Paul McCartney?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:48, archived)
# zesty imbedded peanuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:50, archived)
# Aaah.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:52, archived)
# Plus he shoots around the room like a helium-filled dwarf!
which are fairly uncommon
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:56, archived)
# Yes, but I'm a heavy sleeper.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:56, archived)
# So diet, bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:58, archived)
# What colour?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:59, archived)
# Elvis colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:00, archived)
# Pre- or post- toilet death?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:03, archived)
# Keeping with the noodley theme
no posts in the toilet?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:07, archived)
# Cool, powder blue it is.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:08, archived)
# I'll try to keep the cats out while you redecorate
while wearing a gold wig and playing a tambourine.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:12, archived)
# i say drink less beer!; lol
(chomp a chomp :D, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:00, archived)
# YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:02, archived)
# i can if i government! lmao
(chomp a chomp :D, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:04, archived)
# ARE YOU GOVERNMENT?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:04, archived)
# lol i just might be
(chomp a chomp :D, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:06, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU GOVERN, MOTHERFUCKER?
It is my life duty to take you down.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:07, archived)
# i govern the smart shoes! lmao
(chomp a chomp :D, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:08, archived)
# V IS FOR VENDETTA, MOTHERFUCKER.


Your time is now. TO DIE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:09, archived)
# LMAO?
'Lick my arse out?'
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:13, archived)
# Make a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:14, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:46, archived)
# Yea, That^
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:35, archived)