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# Choosy?
She shagged Ellen Degenerate. I'm much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Ellen has
and extensive collection of toys and wears a rubber mask. This is why she was chosen. You don't have those things, so you're out of the running.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Are you sure I don't?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# You may have some toys & masks,
but these things are expensive and you are poor, remember?
So you won't have quite as extensive collection to entice her with. And she loves those glass dildos, and they're *very* `spensive.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# I have some rather expensive kit actually
Including an E300 handmade glass dildo that looks a bit like one of those marbles with the coloured ribbony things in them. I got it in a shop in Hamburg.

I do take it all very seriously... :-)

*shushes now*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Wow.
Do you and your friends go out on the street and roll your glass dildos together in order to win them off of each other?

There's an image that will live in my brain for, ooh, minutes probably.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# :D heh, no , I don't think any of them have one except me
If they do own toys, they're probably cheap plastic tat, like the stuff I had when I was younger and less discerning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Neophytes!



Honk.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# RONK
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)