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Story - news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6170070.stm

Archive and blog
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(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# oooh very good
too much hummus
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# If you've broken the law, why not.
(Woody999, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# what if you haven't broken the law?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
# Then what do you have to hide?
*had her fingerprints taken in primary school anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# A list of things to be hidden:
1) Misshapen genitals
2) Michael Barrymore
3) Oozing pus
4) Australians
5) Magma in a polystyrene cup
6) Teeth shaped like knees
7) Dwarves, midgets or people from Dover
8) Numbered lists
9) Profit
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# MAGMA!
I watched Volcano yesterday. Things I learned:

- Anne Heche has the most beautiful lips I've ever seen. And she's a gay so I have a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Gay
but choosy. Never mind, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Choosy?
She shagged Ellen Degenerate. I'm much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Ellen has
and extensive collection of toys and wears a rubber mask. This is why she was chosen. You don't have those things, so you're out of the running.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Are you sure I don't?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# You may have some toys & masks,
but these things are expensive and you are poor, remember?
So you won't have quite as extensive collection to entice her with. And she loves those glass dildos, and they're *very* `spensive.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# I have some rather expensive kit actually
Including an E300 handmade glass dildo that looks a bit like one of those marbles with the coloured ribbony things in them. I got it in a shop in Hamburg.

I do take it all very seriously... :-)

*shushes now*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Wow.
Do you and your friends go out on the street and roll your glass dildos together in order to win them off of each other?

There's an image that will live in my brain for, ooh, minutes probably.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:12, archived)
# :D heh, no , I don't think any of them have one except me
If they do own toys, they're probably cheap plastic tat, like the stuff I had when I was younger and less discerning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Neophytes!



Honk.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:16, archived)
# RONK
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:34, archived)
# not any more
she's married to a man and i think she's a mother, so i'd say she was bi, so your still in with a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Lovely.
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)
# OI!
No. 4!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)
# :O ARE YOU UPSIDE DOWN?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# no but
any more of this cheap carlsberg and i bloody well will be
/let me tell you that for nothing blog
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:58, archived)
# yeah you tell em
i need somewhere with normal people soon
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# my identity.
I fear databases.


@track_this_guy_for_no_good_reason = "select * from mega_db where id = #{@idcode}"

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# "Those with nothing to hide have nothing to fear" =
"People who are afraid should be."
(I helped save b3ta! no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:01, archived)
# details, details!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# agree
but, you get fingerprinted whether you have or have not broken the law - it is just to verify identity.
Currently in the UK it is possible that if you were questioned about or even witnessed a crime you could end up on a DNA database.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# personally i have problem with the DNA database
It proves all the crimes I haven't commited
and it's not like the police have access to it willy nily
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# -10 points for having a different opinion to me
+10 for saying willy nilly.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# hurrah! :¬D
the database is just a bunch of graphs
nobody can do anything with it other than match a graph obtained from a sample from a crime scene
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Hmm
If the database was to be hacked, and I replace one set of graphs with another. Or, as happens once in a very little whie on databases an indexer gets corrupted. Then what?

(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:24, archived)
# How long is it til we all get little identity chips
planted into our brains?

Maybe with little electro shock modules so they can zap us if we're naughty.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:52, archived)
# a friends on mine helped set that up.

he was going to do our DNA as a christmas gift, but then i realised that he'd also put it on the database, so i never did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
# The problem with compulsory DNA tests...
Is that it renders the resulting nation-wide database pointless - all a rapist would have to do is pick a random pube out of a hotel plughole and stuff it up their victim's minge to cause chaos.

DNA profiling can only work when it is used to back-up valid suspicions or circumstantial evidence.
(mungo_spanner, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:22, archived)
# The people who don't understand why things like this can be bad...
don't actually have a point, they just don't understand.

If you really think that if you've done nothing wrong, you have nothing to fear, please Google for Rodney King, Derek Bentley, the Birmingham 6 and Guildford 4, Jean Charles de Menezes etc. etc.

And please remember, the police only have to pass evidence that you are guilty to the CPS, they are under no real obligation to pass any evidence that your are innocent.


Not understanding something is not an argument!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:03, archived)
# thing is,
out of all those you've listed, most had done something illegal, just not deserving of the treatment they got at the hands of the police and/or courts.
(dieselmonkey, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:08, archived)
# i agree
but things like DNA don't prove anyone guilty of anything
they just place someone at a place
the police and CPS still have to prove that that person did it

oh well
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 13:09, archived)
# oh yes
that the fella.

*gives WOO! to DNA database*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# I read about that this morn
I think this deserves a...

'click'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# Brilliant!
Absolutely Fan-Frickin-Tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# excellent as always
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:46, archived)
# hahaha
they will never catch me
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:47, archived)
# You are satire!
You crazy-mad digital cartoonist you.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Yay
When you open the link it comes up with 'Motorists to give finger...'
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Because...
It could be YOU!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Excellent Mr d'O.
As per.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 23 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)