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# Right, you’ve made two glaring errors
Error one, right, Frankenstein was the name of the creator, not the
monster. Error two, right, Frankenstein is a zombie. He’s a type of zombie. It’s like people who say
Tannoy when they mean public-address system. Tannoy is a brand name.
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
i love partridge
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:31, archived)
# You are Alan Partridge AICMFP
:)

tungsten tipped screws.. never gonna use 'em... neeeever gonna use em..
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha
When i was working in Cambridge, the lovely Mrs Bingo used to drive me down on a Sunday night and we passed a service station on the M-something (I can't drive and therefore don't care what it's called) at the same time each Sunday and there was always a bloke, obviously drunk, obviously whistling, walking along the side of the road swinging a carrier bag, every Sunday for 18 months.

We christened him Alan. I pinged a fag end at him once but it flew back into the car and I got my cunt kicked in for burning the back seat. We sold the car three weeks later and Mrs Bingo told the bloke in the garage she had slammed into the back of someone and fucked the chassis. That was the first I had heard about it, but scorchmarks are so much more dangerous.
/as if you gave a fuck blog
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:40, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
You've signed up for the pixelbash.. hurrah! Be great to see you, chap. All the Cov bashes seem to be really good ones
(, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 2:45, archived)