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# That's why I liked the story so much.
It's exactly the kind of story I'd tell, but it is completely true.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:52, archived)
# IN JAIL
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:54, archived)
# I'm thinking of making a shockumentary called "Seinfeld on death row". WHAT DO YOUTHINK?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:56, archived)
# do it
make sure there's rape.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:05, archived)
# rape is too passe.
This needs to be some twisted shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:18, archived)
# RHINO RAPE
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:22, archived)
# Jerry seinfeld skullfucking newman?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:22, archived)
# Maybe Jerry doing a double skullfuck on Newman with George and Elaine while they are out of it on rohypnol.
That could work.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:25, archived)
# he needs to cut his own orifaces for his dirty work, too.
a shiv made of human bone would be good for that, aswell.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:29, archived)
# That would just be sick. WHAT ARE YOU, SOME KIND OF SICK FREAK?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:33, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:35, archived)
# ocular skullfucking, of course
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:25, archived)
# what other kind is there?
that doesn't require a screw?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:30, archived)
# remove the central plate of the skull
and fill with jello
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:34, archived)
# hell yes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:21, archived)
# !
I found a reference to it here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hulk_Hogan

HAHAHA it's almost too good to be true.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 5:55, archived)
# pfft,
he would be even more stupidly rich by now
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:01, archived)
# That's apparently true.
And he's doing his best to fix it:
www.sptimes.com/2006/07/17/Business/Hogan_vs_Foreman___Gr.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:05, archived)
# you just made me read his entire
not very interesting, career. Damn your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:06, archived)
# ha ha
that'll never work, every one already has a george, so they won't need a hulk
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:12, archived)
# The poor man. He'll never come back to what he could have been.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:17, archived)
# lolol.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 25 Nov 2006, 6:31, archived)