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# indeed
but if Science suddenly came up with a mathematical answer to the cause of the big bang that said it seems to be a massive water buffalo with omnipresent abilities and startling control over matter, then they would possibly describe it as 'godlike'.

However, while religion jumps up and down and says 'I worshipped the water buffalo all along, you people with your beardy bloke were always wrong and now we must have a war', the scientists would be wondering where this God thing came from in the first place and who it's creator was.

Or similar
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# I recall reading of one scientist
who was working on Big Bang theory and had worked out that matter appeared in the Universe before the Big Bang. Not very long before though. He calculated that the period of time between the appearance of this matter and the Big Bang it sparked off, was about the same amount of time to say, "let there be light," in hebrew.

It means nothing.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)
# hahahahahahah
It's also the same amount of time as it takes to say "I fancy a wank" or "that curry I had last night is really messing with me innards, hang on a sec, I'm just going to the loo" in ancient Maori.
(, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 17:28, archived)