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# Something I made to take the piss.
out of a transvestite friend of mine.


Pity he never looks that convincing in real life.
(Phoenixx73 I Reject your reality and substitute my own., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:29, archived)
# pffft - 'friend'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:30, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)
# 'Friend'?
/ 'Toni' Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)
# by friend you mean "sexy lover"
and by take the piss you mean "to get sex".

No?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:31, archived)
# Pffft
Naaah I wouldnt touch him with YOURS!
(Phoenixx73 I Reject your reality and substitute my own., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)
# really?
how picky you are!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)
# Shopped images only
Seriously, though - would be great* if it were real...

*I mean great = funny. I'm not a transvestite or anything...
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:32, archived)
# Photoshopped images only???
WTF?
(Phoenixx73 I Reject your reality and substitute my own., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)
# Not true at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:39, archived)
# must mean i did it REALY well
if he thought it was a real photograph LOL

Or did he just miss out the [sarcasm] Tags [/sarcasm]
(Phoenixx73 I Reject your reality and substitute my own., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:43, archived)
# you need to read the board a bit more
most of the time people don't bother with any tags like that.... cos it's usually fairly obvious, like there :)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:48, archived)
# ha ha.. I DO know ya know... long time reader, short time poster here..
I was only ribbing
(Phoenixx73 I Reject your reality and substitute my own., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:49, archived)
# you mean
[cunt]shirly?[/cunt]

;)

woo to orig pic btw
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:48, archived)
# *sobs*
I give up on the internet
Irony doesn't come across very well...

EDIT: when I said "seriously, though", I meant what came before that statement wasn't very serious...
I seem to have started a very bizarre tangent here. I really did think the original pic was very funny, in case you think I'm a cnut.
Now I want to just forget the whole thing by deleting this thread, but then I'd get into even more trouble...
(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:49, archived)
# oh, play nicely
or alternatively, don't. I rarely do.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:56, archived)
# Don't worry about it dude!
thats the bad thing about the interweb, sarcasm and tone of voice dont translate very well. No offence taken.
(Phoenixx73 I Reject your reality and substitute my own., Mon 4 Dec 2006, 19:56, archived)